Lady And Warrior: Sif

Sif, Warrior and Lady of Asgard. Born a goddess and forged a warrior. Though my form be female, be assured, you would be most unwise to assume me meek and feeble. Indie 616 RP Blog (tracking: iamrockandwheat) Current M!A: None

[iamrockandwheat]

Here's a photo of my new 3 month old baby, she's going to be meeting her big brother Gilbert after she's spayed and more confident in her environment, right now she likes her blanket nest.

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Alright, I’ve adopted a kitten, I need name suggestions stat.

[iamrockandwheat]

I'm stuck between Freya and Astrid for names.

[iamrockandwheat]

Alright, I've adopted a kitten, I need name suggestions stat.

[themallred3000]

Petition to have Tumblr actually do something about porn blog bots following users.

• It’s annoying. • It gives an imperfect metric for how many followers you have. (I would estimate about 25% of my “followers” are porn blogs run by bots). • It makes pulling up your activity page iffy even if you use Tumblr strictly for SFW content. • It’s problematic for individuals who have struggled with sex and/or pornography addictions, especially since many of the blog names are not obviously porn names, causing you to preview the blog. • It exposes minors to illegal and harmful content.

And to many of us: • It’s disgusting. • it’s degrading to human beings, especially women. • It makes Tumblr a less classy, less reputable place.

Please share this if you agree this is a serious problem.

[iamrockandwheat]

Sif crouched upon her perch, partially hidden by shadows. Her eyes were intent on the doorway below her, waiting until she spied movement. There it was.

“Aaargh!” She shouted, her voice tearing out a battle cry, as she pounced on the emerging figure.

[starbornhammer-deactivated20180]

The force of the person’s weight on his back knocked Thor off his feet and landed him face first on the carved stone floor in a puddle of water that dripped off his legs. “Well this is awkward,” he chuckles. “I’ve never fought you without clothes before.” 

[iamrockandwheat]

“And that is why you did not expect me.” Came her smug reply, not letting off his back. “Courtyards, corners ‘round the corridor, Idunn’s orchard. It’s all quite predictable by now don’t you think, Milord? You might knock me to the ground without turning around to see me. The future king must be on his toes at all times, even at the bath house.”

[iamrockandwheat]

Sif crouched upon her perch, partially hidden by shadows. Her eyes were intent on the doorway below her, waiting until she spied movement. There it was.

“Aaargh!” She shouted, her voice tearing out a battle cry, as she pounced on the emerging figure.

[mss-mahogany]

Reblog if your muse would risk their life to save a loved one

[lionsarchive]

halsey ‘badlands’ starter sentences

CASTLE:       “I’m sick of all these people talking.”      “I’m already choking on my pride.”      “They wanna make me their queen.”      “There’s no use crying about it.”      “I probably shouldn’t be so mean.”      “I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut.” HOLD ME DOWN:      “My demons are begging me to open up my mouth.”      “He told me I was holy.”       “He’s got me on my knees.”      “This is what I live for.”      “Throw me in the deep end and watch me drown.” NEW AMERICANA:      “The city’s ours until fall.”      “We don’t feel like outsiders at all.”      “We know very well who we are.”      “What kind of dough have you been spending?” DRIVE:      “I can never keep my eyes off this.”      “All we do is think about the feelings the we hide.”      “It never felt like home to me.”      “Would it really kill you if we kissed?” HURRICANE:      “He’s got an eye for girls of eighteen.”      “I held him captive by my kiss.”      “I’m a one night stand.”      “I’m the violence in the pouring rain.”      “I reminded myself to keep you far away from me.”       “You could devastate me.” ROMAN HOLIDAY:      “Do you remember the taste of my lips that night?”      “I remember the fear in your eyes.”      “The timing’s never right.” GHOST:      “I’m searching for something that I can’t reach.”      “I don’t like them innocent.”      “You say that you’re no good for me.”      “I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway.”      “I know I’m gonna leave him.” COLORS:      “You’re only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope.”      “You’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece.”      “I’m still waking in the morning, but it’s not with you.” COLORS, PT 2:      “Everything is dripping like a saturated sun.”      “I hope you make it to the day you’re _____ years old.” STRANGE LOVE:      “Everybody wants to know if we fucked in the bathroom sink.”      “But the ending is the same every damn time.”      “They think I’m insane.”      “They think my lover is strange.”      “That’s the beauty of a secret.”      “They can’t believe I made you weak.”       “These days I can’t seem to get along with anyone.” COMING DOWN:      “I found god - I found him in a lover.”      “I found the devil - I found him in a lover.”      “Now we’re lost somewhere in outer space.”      “I’m such a fool for sacrifice.”       “I’ve got a lover and I’m unforgiven.” HAUNTING:      “Keep on haunting me.”       “I was pure as a river.”      “Now I think I’m possessed.”      “I’ve been cold since you left.”      “You’ve got your own mistakes in bed at home.”      “You’ve got a fire inside but your heart’s so cold.”      “I’ve tried to wash you away, but you just won’t leave.” GASOLINE:      “Are you insane like me?”      “You can’t wake up - this is not a dream.”      “I think there’s a flaw in my code.”      “These voices won’t leave me alone.”      “My heart is gold and my hands are cold.” CONTROL:      “I sat alone in bed until morning.”      “I tried to hold these secrets inside me.”      “I’m meaner than my demons.”      “God damn right, you should be scared of me.”       “Who is in control?” YOUNG GOD:      “You know we’re gonna be legends.”      “I know you wanna go to heaven, but you’re human tonight.”      “Do you feel like a young god?”      “My tongue is a weapon.”      “If you wanna go to heaven, you should fuck me tonight.” I WALK THE LINE:      “I keep a close eye on this heart of mine.”      “I find myself alone when each day is through.”      “You give me cause for love I can’t hide.”

[iamrockandwheat]

Accidentally addicted myself to Pokemon Go

[iamrockandwheat]

☕ - Tea or Coffee? How do they take theirs? (Vivian says this is a Very Important question)

"Every realm has their own myriad of teas, there is no beverage more common in the universe. But no realm have I yet to encounter with something akin to Midgard's coffee. 'Tis a unique commodity of the realm and I shall choose it over watered herbs every time. If thou must know I prefer it in its truest state, bitter, bold, and hot, like the blood of a warrior."

[letheane-deactivated20200121]

I have a violence in me that is hot as death — blood.

Sylvia Plath, from ‘The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath’ (via advotiya-raskolnikova)

All the Little Things Meme

Get down to the nitty gritty.  Send a symbol to learn about the muse!

🍑 - Favorite fruit 🍰 - Do they eat healthy or do they like junk food? ☕ - Tea or Coffee?  How do they take theirs? 🎵- Favorite song 🔪 - Have they ever killed someone? 🍴- Favorite meal 🎩 - Usual outfit 🏠 - What does their living space look like? 🚿 - Do they like hot or cold showers? 🏨 - Sleeping position 🚔 - Have they ever broken the law? 🏃 - Are they athletic? 💐 - Favorite type of flower 🎹 - Do they play any instruments? 🎨 - Artistic ability 🏥 - Has they ever gotten seriously ill? 💤 - Do they like sleeping in or waking up early? 🕕 - The longest they’ve ever been awake 🔎 - Random detail about them 💢 - Something other’s do that gets on their nerves 🚬 - Do they drink/do drugs? 👶 - As a kid, what were they like? 🍭 - Do they have a sweet tooth? 🎂 - How old are they? 🎤 - Can they sing? 🔋 - What makes them feel better after a long day? 💕 - Parents 🍙 - Favorite snack 💀 - What are they afraid of?

[iamrockandwheat]

My cat decided to help me scan some artwork.

I got a perfect butt scan but I couldn’t bring myself to shame him so completely.

[iamrockandwheat]

I did headshots today for my LinkedIn and this one came out a bit inappropriate for a professional profile picture, but I still like it, so this is my early munday photo. 

[iamrockandwheat]

I've been doing a lot of sketches from my trip to Plimouth Plantation to put up on my website's blog. I must confess I am not so big a fan on pilgrim and Puritan clothing. I guess because they had little interest in fashion themselves, they didn't indulge in extravagances or over decoration which would be considered vanity. They wore only what they needed for modesty veering toward neither underdressed nor overdressed. So I've got a lot of sketches of evil eyes chickens instead.

[ladyhistory]

The Eagle

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, 

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door….

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,

In there stepped a stately Eagle of the saintly days of yore;

Quoth the Eagle “AMURICUHHHHHHH.”

Merely this and nothing more.

[vaultbb-blog]

Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?