#ikea boy

[calligraphers-journal]

Second ninja boy

[senawashere]

Ikea girl🎀

Got myself:

A shoe drawer

Shelf

Candle who smells like berries

[sin-d]

There is one review for Battlecreek on iTunes. It’s 5 stars, they refer to Bill as “Ikea boy” what? I’m low-key offended. (is this a thing?)  I promise this wasn’t me. I would never. 

I did lol at it though. 🤷‍♀️

[anotherspacemonkey]

IKEA boy

ME: Ooooh boy.

TY: White collared slave. He's a coward...We had the chance to change everything. And he still couldn't fucking do it. He became attached to pieces of furniture and DVD collections more than he should have. He chose things he didn't want over people he needed! You wanna know why? Because he's a coward. A fucking duvet lover chicken-shit who'll die without anyone ever knowing his name or what he did.

ME: ...Yeah, so basically, Tyler misses his chicken-shit slave...Whatever he calls him, pretty badly and has all these angsty feels because nobody leaves him. It's usually the other way around. 

TY: None of this would have happened if he had some fucking self-respect.

ME: By self-respect...You mean...Respecting you.

TY: He could have been anything he wanted to be.

ME: You could have been anything he wanted...

TY: He didn't love himself. And lack of self-esteem is just pathetic.

ME: ...He didn't love you. Shit bro, that's deep.