Always Fangirling About the Wrong Thing

She/her Be patient w/ me I’m from the 1900s

[vile-things]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[goth-queen]

[throwbackblr]

How you know it was summer in the 90s/early 2000s

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Time for the annual Pride Month reblog of Freddie Mercury and his fabulous cats!

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[homunculus-argument]

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

[licensedproldier]

[the-big-mood]

[lagowings]

But what if it was all a dream

[7ft-tall-shadow-creature]

This is more unsettling. I know it's there. I know it should be there. I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth.

[lemondoddle]

[I.D. an edited version of the "children's hospital" meme photo where the splattering red pattern on the hall floor has been removed. End I.D.]

[platypik]

Well duh. It’s just color theory

[ashstfu]

[sin-d]

There are four movies about why this is a bad idea

[tall]

[haveashran]

Reverse Vulcan learning pit

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

Can we talk about the bucket with toilet paper next to it

[aries-anreithe]

The math is also wrong

[runcibility]

I’d be doing math wrong too if I was stuck in a bubble running out of oxygen

[cipheramnesia]

You get oxygen when you solve the equation.

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[yesterdaysprint]

Life Magazine, April 1910

[the-big-mood]

“We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.”

[wicked-little-thing]

It's always ethical to steal from Nestle.

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-big-mood]

[elfpractice289]

Pros: Wonderful friend. No comment, no nothing. All around, just a great person who has improved your life with their mere existence tremendously

Cons: You can only access them through the headache machine because they live 1 billion lightyears away

[watersgym]

The Washington Post (April 14, 2002)