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Dazai: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Dazai: And I started thinking.

Dazai: Like it was just trying to get food.

Dazai: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck.

Dazai: How would I feel?

MC: Are you okay?

Arthur: Words that end with 'ie' is so cute. For example, babie, sweetie.

Vincent: Cutie, bubbie.

Theo: Die.

Arthur: ...

Vincent: ...

Comte: What do you do when a robber with a pistol comes at you?

Arthur: With just my look he'll faint.

Shakespeare: Pull out a pistol too.

Vincent: Scream for my life.

Theo: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Arthur: It's not a joke.

Arthur: *sniffles*

Arthur: I'm a legit snack.

Shakespeare: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.

Theo: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

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