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[elan-morin-tedronai]

ladypoetess replied to your post “Hi! I joined WoT fandom on tumblr just today, ...”

Ile, you are unreasonably good at this. *mouth agape*

*bows* Thank you~! I liked that one myself even if the scenario didn't trigger my AU generators to the extent that your Nynaeve the Lady Dragon one did. :D

[ilenn]

caitreads replied to your post: Wait why is it almost 4 AM what the he...

You must live somewhere far away from Florida if it is 4am!?

Yes... you could say so. I'm currently located in Slovenia (for two more months, ish) but I'm from Finland. :)

[elan-morin-tedronai]

Hi! I joined WoT fandom on tumblr just today, but I'm not new to WoT (I read every WoT book). I noticed your blog and I liked it very much. Would you like to follow me? I read some of your posts; you're very good at writing, my compliments!! About your three-sentences fanfic, would you mind writing a Rand x Lanfear AU in which Rand DID join Lanfear as her lover during TFoH? thank you very much!!

We meet again, Lews Therin.

…By which I mean, hello and welcome to the Unreasonably Attractive Fandom! And thank you! More of my writing — of the fanfiction sort — can be found at AO3, if you’re ever interested or just bored. x) As for your prompt, let’s see what I can do. (As you probably noticed, most of them turned out rather longer than three sentences… but anyone’s yet to complain! :D)

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The dust slowly settled and Moiraine was able to see the young man standing in the center of the devastation — no, she corrected herself; he might be Rand al’Thor, but he was no longer young. His blue-grey eyes were alight with power, and although Moiraine couldn’t feel saidin any more than any woman could, she knew he was holding enough of the Power to lay waste to the city around them and then some more. Two more figures emerged through the gateway behind him; she recognised both, Lanfear and the man she suspected was Asmodean, but she could barely take her eyes off the Dragon Reborn.

"…Rand?" she asked, her mouth suddenly dry.

Those too-old eyes fixed on her and she thought the very weight of that gaze might crush her bones. The voice that spoke, deep and resonant, was barely recognisable as the young man Moiraine had known not all that long ago. “I am called Lews Therin Telamon,” he said. “I am the Dragon.”

[elan-morin-tedronai]

Cadsuane whining WHY SHE xD

…Was this a reaction or a prompt?

[elan-morin-tedronai]

Cadsuane x Moiraine, both competing to be Rand's #1 advisor. (Moiraine did NOT fall into the doorframe)

Ohh dear. Did I say the Mat one was difficult? Oh well. Let’s see what I can do!

"I would advise—" Moiraine’s sentence was cut short when the door opened and Cadsuane Melaidhrin marched in, Corele Hovian and Merise Haindehl trailing in her wake. Cadsuane was a living legend — Moiraine was unsure which part was more unfortunate; ‘legend’… or ‘living’ — and she seemed to have taken an interest in Rand, which was not going to make Moiraine’s task easier.

"Since you’re already standing, Moiraine, you may as well pour tea," Cadsuane said with barely a glance in her direction as she — pointedly without waiting to be invited — took a seat facing Rand. "And you, boy, can tell me what precisely you’re playing at with that stunt you pulled with the Borderlanders."

[elan-morin-tedronai]

Every fandom needs its coffeeshop AU. (Pick your favorite pairing because I'm not feeling creative, I guess...? Although the idea of nihilist-hipster!Elan always makes me laugh.)

I have only a vague idea of what “hipster” actually means but let’s see.

He always wandered in around the same time, always with a book — a real book, too, not a Kindle or anything of the sort; today it was something by Nietzsche  — always wearing a leather jacket and dark red scarf regardless of the weather. He always ordered just “a coffee”, looking mildly irritated when Eval would try to inquire what kind of a coffee he might want. After the third time or so Eval simply gave up and would always sell him the most expensive one off the list. It seemed to work fine.

[elan-morin-tedronai]

Mat x Tuon where Mat is the Dragon Reborn. Also, I apologize if this is late

No such thing as late! This one is… difficult, though. No matter, I can do with the challenge!

"The Dragon will kneel before the Crystal Throne," the Empress — may she bloody live forever! — said, her voice as implacably smooth as her face, neither giving away any trace of emotion. "The Prophecies demand it. That he is married to me makes no difference."

"Do I look like I give a damn about the flaming Prophecies?" Mat snapped, glaring down at the woman he had married more by accident than not. "But if that’s going to be an issue… you know what? Fine! I’ll kneel, alright…" He paused to glare at Selucia. "Out!"

Both Tuon and Selucia fixed him with near-identical, baffled stares. Then a spark of understanding dawned in Tuon’s dark eyes. She wiggled her fingers at Selucia, whose face went blank, but who left nonetheless, leaving the Dragon Reborn alone with his wife.

Mat knelt before Tuon. And lifted her skirts. The Prophecies said he had to kneel before his own flaming wife? Well, the Prophecies rarely turned out the way people expected.

…I’m sorry? XD

[elan-morin-tedronai]

Elayne x Aviendha, college roommates

The faint whiff of perfume was the only warning Elayne got; sometimes she was convinced Aviendha could probably wear stilettos and still move soundlessly as a shadow.

One moment she was staring blankly at the equally blank Word document on her screen, wishing it would magically turn into a finished research paper on the factors that led to the breaking of the Treaty of Merrilor — no such luck, alas — and the next moment she was being tickled to death by her roommate, who had once again managed to sneak up on her.

Laughing helplessly, she slid to the floor, pulling Aviendha down with her, and eventually she managed to get a hold of her roommate’s fiery red hair and pull her head close enough to kiss her.