Oct 21, 2017
#dailypic #dailyphoto #dailytweet every day this is my office. #iliveinhell #ilovemyjobbutdamn
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#dailypic #dailyphoto #dailytweet every day this is my office. #iliveinhell #ilovemyjobbutdamn
Apparently the heroin addicts using my laundry bring their own packed lunch?? I don't even have a packed lunch! I am more frightened by the vaguely homophobic and appallingly written graffiti they leave, tbh. #HOLYSHIT #WHERETHEFUCKDOILIVE #CLEARLYHELL #ITSHELL #ILIVEINHELL (at St Kilda Beach)
so my mom is kind of a jimmy fallon fangirl and my family makes this joke that she has a crush on him or whatever (keep in mind she’s happily married with seven kids so it’s obvs a joke) but the other night i had this dream that jimmy came to my house and he made out with my mom and i was really mad at him and now i can’t watch jimmy fallon without feeling reeeally uncomfortable :/
Florida weather has me forever shirtless
Hooray I can see ashes in the air this is probably the closest Fresno will ever get to snow
Me: Bro...
Friend: What..?
Me: I have 250 Prumano pictures saved on my laptop...
Friend: You had only 75, 2 days ago!! What did you do?!!
Me: I went on the Prumano tag on Tumblr....
Friend: You went on the Tumblr tag?
Me: I went on the Tumblr tag.
Friend: You have ruined your soul.
Me: It’s been ruined 50 pictures ago.
Friend: I told you not to go on the Tumblr tag...
Me: You also told me not to search Hetalia... Now where are we? So also said not to go on Pintrest... That’s where i got my first 100.
Me: I have sold my soul to this ship.
Friend: Where will the rest of you go?
Me: Hell.
Friend: I should probably go, too... I have like, 380 UsUk pictures saved on my phone.
Me: How does your phone even make it through the night.
Friend: I put it on sleep mode.
Me:
Friend:
Me: We should probably get our tickets for the bus...
Friend: The bus to where..?
Me: Hell.
Me:
Friend:
Friend: Fair enough.
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