Friend: I am at immigration office. In few min will pay a almost 500 euros fine.. I am trying to smile, but my heart is crying Me: I’m crying too out of sympathy Friend: You are good friend :)
(Later) Friend: They are killing me!!!!! I have been waiting for half an hour already just to pay and I was here first!! Me: I can only conclude that they don’t want your money so you might as well leave Friend: They are taking me somewhere now. Maybe they’ll put me in jail Me: If they’ll take you into a small room with a chair, a table and a gigantic mirror that turns out to be a one sided window DO NOT ADMIT TO ANYTHING!!! Anything I said!!! Understood? Friend: If they will take my phone and read my messages they will think that smth is really happening Me: Like I said: YOU DIDN’T DO IT!! Under the American law they cannot keep you there if they don’t have proof!!! Friend: Ammm I don’t want to disappoint you but I am in Bali… Me: Well idk what any other country’s laws are saying so I had to use the example of the one I knew :P
(Later) Me: Are you out of there? Friend: No, and I am so late for work. Me: Dammit! I told you: it’s illegal to keep you there without proof. Just leave
