#illuminaught

[bitter-bynde]

[bitter-bynde]

Me: Hey Dad, totally just did 25 situps for no reason.

Dad:

Me:

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Me: -Continues eating triple choc ice cream-

[ddirtyhippy]

Ok so I was scrolling through my dashboard and I saw this gif of this chick stabbing herself in the face and I was like WHUT. WHUT IS HAPPE- NO. OMFG. ARHH. until I realised it was from 'Black Swan'. This is what happens when you follow snuff blogs. /Thought it was real. ANYWAY. I LOVE YOUR FACE AND I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE BEAUTIFUL FACE-BABIES AND NAME THEM SEPTEMBER AND ANNA.

Omg fjakjghsad I would've dieeeddd

That movie is flawless tho♥

WE'D HAVE THE MOST GORGEOUS FACE-BABIES, SO ITS A YES. AWH, THAT'D BE ADORABLE ♥

I LOVE YOUR FACE TOO OK♥

((p.s.*~*this is really dorky but whatever*~*  whenever you message me, I get butterflies and this weird little smile and yeah, its pretty cute, if I do say so myself... anyway.))

[ddirtyhippy]

why is hanii just the cutest thing ever? i guess you could say its 

one of nature's mysteries

[ddirtyhippy]

Oh wow you really did choose some ugly ones of me omfg /dies.

Shut up, you're beautiful xo

This anon seems to think that you're pretty:

http://hayisfortracecyrus.tumblr.com/post/20468063224/sometimes-i-forget-what-you-look-like-because-of-pete

and so does, like, everyone else I've talked to, so hush.

[ddirtyhippy]

Will you please marry me so I can live in Cali with you and we can have a kitten and a tree house and we can laugh at anon h8erz together while we make out with our perfect, gorgeous bodies pressed close together and- I sound like a massive creep. OMFGASDFGHJKL; Sorry. But seriously. Marry me.

No this isn't creepy omfg this is the most amazing message I've ever recieved omg yes please this sounds lovely.

I do.

((publishing because omg you're so adorable and perfect I mean wow))