#ilovedietcoke

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i used to work with a dutch lady named Ans. She told me that I need to kick diet coke because it's got aspartame and that aspartame was used by the Germans for mind control. I believe her #corporatemindcontrol #ilovedietcoke #controlme #jk #butsrsly