#ilovetabicat

[yminie]

So I was reading your tags and you mentioned “the amount of jungkook bulge pics I have on my phone is shameful’ well I have no shame whatsoever, so pretty please send those my way. I’m more then happy to have them on my phone.😉

Anonymous said: Drop the bulge picks for all the thirsty Jungkook stans😔💖✊🏻

I would but I’m on mobile so I recommend googling ‘Jungkook bulge pics’ and you’ll get your fill 😜

[imaginetwilight]

Your getting more anon hate? Why do people feel the need to be such asshats’ to you? Your literally so nice. I’m glad you found a way to block them. Anyway... About your requests (yes, I know your request box is closed this isn’t actually a request) will you be doing the ones that have already been sent? I know I sent you at least one (maybe more I honestly can’t remember) a loooonnng time ago, but then you went on hiatus. I can’t remember what the request was anymore though.☹️

I will be doing all of the requests sent (if they were sent when requests were open) at some time, I don’t do them at the time they are requested because there are some imagines that I’m not in the mood to write at the time. 

-Admin Ziggy

[volturisecretary]

Not to mention with Alec on their side everyone but Bella and whoever she shields is pretty much out of the game. I’m I supposed to believe 2 vampires can take down the Volturi? 😆 No. ain’t gonna happen.

Even if someone wanted to argue that Bella’s shield was an issue, a vampire’s ability is intact once they are under her “secondary” shield*. All the Volturi had to do was chill back, while Alec, Chelsea, and Renata saunter themselves under Bella’s shield. Then everyone would be toast. I’m…not sure why no one thought of this? Aro should have discovered this when reading Edward’s thoughts? It doesn’t seem like that profound of an idea or anything? Perhaps they should watch more Game of Thrones, while taking notes to learn how to ‘villain’ better.

*Why I’m referring to it as a secondary shield: Bella’s gift is described to expand outwards, but a separate veil remains over her, protecting her from the abilities of vampires she is shielding. Meaning, even though she is shielding Edward, he cannot read her mind, but he can read other’s minds.

[lunastwilightblog]

Please tell me how you scared this guy. I really wanna know.😁

Okie dokie!

I’m the only person he has told he’s a sociopath. He made me swear that I would never tell anyone what he said or that we had sex or that I would talk about it online with him (or put it in writing in general).

But you see, I keep a diary. And it’s a rather detailed one. He didn’t know that (he also doesn’t know that the very first thing I did after he left my flat was betray his secret).

The other day I had asked him how I knew he had told me the truth. His answer had been: “you don’t 🙂”. He says a LOT of things like that to me, and tries to play me.So of course I was looking to turn the tables. He also doesn’t reply to my messages unless I pique his interest or I accuse him of something (narcissist - and like Aro, is obsessed with keeping a certain image of him in other people’s heads). So I sent him on Friday night:“I can’t believe you even asked me to agree to something. You believed me when I said I was trustworthy. 🙂 Flattered.”It worked. Instead of replying a week later, he answered immediately: “why this?” Then messaged me first yesterday afternoon!

I said later in the convo: “I’m going to be honest with you here. I have a diary.” (For context I simplify my language when talking to him because English is his FOURTH language)He said: “you shouldn’t”“It helps”“It’s compromising AND childish as I see it”“Lol why”“Because all the 14 year olds from American hs films do that”“You shouldn’t base your worldview on films” (he does, it’s how he gets tips to manipulate people/use body language)“Are you a 14 year old cheerleader or a 20 y/o woman?”“Neither, I’m 21.” I died of laughter there tbh“Even worse… now you scare me”“Hahaha why”“Because maybe I don’t wanna be part of it cuz I like to keep my privacy by not making I do or say to someone on a piece of paper.”“What makes you think you’re special enough to be in it?”“You wouldn’t speak about it in this chat if I wasn’t in it”“Wouldn’t I?”“Yeah”“How would you know if I had a diary?”“You told me”“You trust me?”“That’s not even relevant. Even if I don’t, that kind of declaration would annoy me by the possibility of it being truth”“Remember when I asked you if you told me the truth and you said I’ll never know? I can say the same to you. Now I scare you”“Makes me perplex.”“I’m just messing with you. What would you do if I actually had one?”“Nothing. Just be more careful about what I say and how I say it when we speak etc. And I’m probably going to do it anyway now I’m not sure if I can trust you on that… because ‘I’m just messing with you’ is the answer you would type if you were serious about the diary, after seeing how I reacted.”“🙄. Mate I told you everything about me, you have that, so I’m not going to betray you like you could me. I made special care not to include you in the diary after you said we should not put what we said in writing. I’m not stupid, and I don’t want you to hate me.”His response was lighter. “I’m just naturally suspicious 😉”“Yes same I feel you. I’m most suspicious of you really 😛 but for some reason I feel inclined to trust you. A bit 😉”“Hmm”“Seriously you’ve been in 3 of my dreams 😂. We should talk in person”“Next month.”“Well yes, when we’re in the same country. I like you a lot, you’re interesting and good to talk to. And not predictable like my other friends 🙂”“I’m different 😛”“Obviously 😛”

All the lies and the tricks you see me pulling here are what he’s been doing to me. And he’s done worse in person! Note how his tone changed after he got scared, started using the emojis - he only uses emojis as part of his façade. I really got to him. And the mere fact that he was replying immediately shows that he was worried. But he does trust me irl. And I guess I trust him with my secret. Though he is going to want to find out if the diary is real, and possibly destroy it if he finds it. So we’ll be talking much more from now on. Which was my goal.

But. We are friends and we do get along and our chat after this was normal and included class work, exams, etc. We’re going to meet up on the 8th hopefully.

[imlostinsantacarla]

Please write more Demetri 🖤🖤

What would you like? We don’t have much Demetri requests in and we’re a bit stuck on what to write. So if you have any ideas, please let us know! Thanks for requesting more Demetri, though. We’ll do our best to have some more Demetri stuff out! - Admin kat 🌙❣ & Admin wenzel 🌲💖

[the-goddesswrites]

Do you have a master list?

[old masterlist] with stuff from before i was running the blog alone

[new masterlist]

[series masterlist]

- Admin Bee

[volturisecretary]

“An unpopular opinion: I will fight everyone and anyone that thinks the Cullens could have killed the Volturi in that “battle scene.” Also the Volturi are important and them falling would be…bad. “ I just.. I love you so much for this😘🖤😘🖤😘🖤😘🖤 I can’t stand when people seriously think the Cullen’s could have taken out the Volturi. No. Just no. #TeamVolturiForLife

Thanks, dude <3. 

The Cullens have zero fighting experience, while the Volturi do this sort of thing all the time. I’m just confused as to how people think they could have won? Even when people use to argue that Edward could have read someone’s mind while fighting them, it didn’t save him when Felix completely destroyed him. I just… don’t get it. No one is naturally a good fighter, and that’s not just me projecting my terrible coordination onto others :P. 

But, seriously the Volturi are great…and have admittedly inspired my whole aesthetic. Aesthetic goals ftw. 

[imaginetwilight]

What's tvd? I've never heard of that show.

The Vampire Diaries

-Admin Ziggy