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I'm with the Volturi, of course! Please give me an excuse to talk about them. 『Rebecca』『29』 »About Me »Mobile Masterlist

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Seeing pop up in my notifications gave me a heart attack I missed you omg

Haha- yes, I am lurking around again 👀💜. I’ll hopefully do some posting soon too 💜💜. I missed y’all!

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a drawing I did for @big-idiot-wolf-boys as a thank you for being an incredibly kind human being. here's Jane and Alec based off of their descriptions in the last few twilight books! oh to be a duo of 12 year olds burned for witchcraft only to immediately become vampires. poor kiddos.

This'll be posted on my insta (@madpiperart), and you can DM me there or here if you're interested in commissions!

[alilaro]

okay hear me out: lady Dimitrescu, but she’s a part of the volturi…. 👀

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Tag yourself

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Marcus isn’t the only one exhausted with Aro and his antics.

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Do you think Sulpicia have a close relationship with some guards or she's just indifferent?

In canon, probably not.  She’s up in some tower drugged out of her mind.  However, that is Boring and Terrible and Not Fun and Stupid, so I have chosen to ignore that.

She and Corin chat regularily.  Sulpicia has just gotten her to open up enough to chat about the last coven gossip... or listen to the gossip.  Okay, Sulpicia’s gossiping and Corin is politely nodding while feeling bad, but it’s fine.

Sulpicia absolutely helps Heidi by designing her outfits.  Someone whose job is to attract attention?  She was made for this.  (Heidi begs to differ after being forced to wear gold sequins for the fifth time, where did she even find these fashion monstrosity.  They have fun.)

Alec and Jane are Sulpicia’s scary kids(TM), and she’s so proud of them.  If you even think about looking at them wrong, she will hunt you down.

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So y’all are just making up words now? What the fuck is a renaissance?

it’s bella’s demon baby

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Please reblog or like this if you are purely a Twilight Blog - I want to follow as many as I can

I really enjoy this account so I want to try and follow as many Twilight blogs as I can and get a really good variety of posts in my feed. So please go ahead and reblog or like and I almost definitely will follow you :) 

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Demetri being debonair and suave while flirting is nice and all. But, please consider Demetri falling hard for someone and being a complete diaster.

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No one:

The Volturi at secretaries who last more than 8 hours:

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It’s a beautiful time to be alive.

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Hey! I’m new(ish) to the twilight community. Do you have any recommendations for twilight blogs, specifically Volturi focused ones? Thanks! ❤️

Hello there 💜.I apologize for my delay! I had a bit of a hiatus. 

There are plenty of amazing Volturi blogs. Here are a few off the top of my head (listed in no particular order): @alilaro, @totallycorrecttwilight, @panlight, @volturi-or-die, @kyilliki, @vclterra, @hallowedhuntress, @phil-dwyer-stan-account, @alecvolturi, @darkforestimagines, @flight-less-biirb, @like-rain-or-confetti, @felixs-main-ho

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do you think the guards are capable of having mates [ specifically alec] - also I love your blog your shitposts are beautiful and exactly what I need to fuel my aching heart with the little Volturi content we are given

Thank you for your kind words, anon! I think it’s really cool to see how many folks love the Volturi. Thanks for giving me an excuse to scream about my favorite vampire overlords who totally do not control this Tumblr page to circulate false myths about themselves. 

Hey there, anon! I’ve talked about it a little bit here, but I really only think it’s Aro that has hang-ups regarding guards having mates. I discussed over here some of my reasoning behind why I think Aro has difficulties with permanent guards having mates (meaning my own personal headcanon of how Didyme was killed). 

I normally go with Alec’s canon age, and assume he would not be interested in having a mate to be honest, but I think movie!Alec (Cameron Bright was around ~16-18 years old depending on the movie) be able to have one. I’d imagine it be difficult to get close to Alec for the reasons I discussed above (plus Jane is protective of him I’m sure). But, I could see Alec fancying someone his age; Bree could have been a good option for movie!Alec.

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Heidi: Now, let’s get started. I’ve been planning this for three months. You’ve all been given a specific role and code name: Corin, you’re the dagger. Santiago, the hammer. Renata, the hall monitor.

Renata: Yeah, suck it!

Heidi: Demetri and Felix, I’m just going to call you by your real names so you don’t get confused.

Demetri: Smart

Felix: What?

Heidi: And Afton, as requested, you’ll be the deuce. Although, I still think you should reconsider that code name.

Afton: Nope, deuce. It’s like ace but twice as cool.

Heidi: It is not. It’s a turd.

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Silly Volturi Text Posts

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hey twilight fandom :)

absolutely fucking crazy I have to say this again in 2020, but just a fun little reminder:

STOP SEXUALIZING MINORS. STOP POSTING LITERAL PEDOPHILIC CONTENT IN THE TAGS. STOP MAKING IT, PERIOD.

It’s fucking disgusting. You people are sick. If you’re an adult and you’re posting/liking this shit, hot take but: literally drop dead. You’re fucking scum of the earth.

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Volturi Guard + Coven designs for New Moon