(on skype with my tumblr shibrows)
shibrows: g.o.d. meeting together for a wedding is just the sweetest thing ever. (LET'S HOPE FOR DB5K COMING TOGETHER FOR YOOCHUN'S WEDDING. 'CAUSE I AM EXPECTING THAT HE'LL MARRY FIRST TBH.)
me: (TO ME. HE'LL BE GETTING MARRIED TO ME.)
me: (AND DAMN IT I AM LOCKING THEM ALL IN JAEJOONG'S HUGE APARTMENT BEFOREHAND FOR A BACHELOR PARTY TBH)
me: (AND I WILL NOT LET THEM OUT UNTIL THEY PUNCH EACH OTHER AND SCREAM AND CRY AND HOLD EACH OTHER)
me: i hate yoochun always teasing his hundreds of thousands of fans about how he's so lonely and no girl wants him on twitter
me: i want to punch him in the face that jerk
shibrows: HAHAHAHA JAEJOONG'S APARTMENT IS PERFECT FOR A SAD SAD BACHELOR PARTY
me: OH BUT I AM GETTING RID OF ALL THE DAMN ALCOHOL IN THE HOUSE
me: AND THEY'RE GOING TO COMPLAIN AND BITCH TO ME BUT NO I WILL NOT LET MY GROOM AND HIS BFFS BE DRUNK FOR THE WEDDING DROWNING IN THEIR DAMN TEARS OMG
shibrows: DON'T WORRY. I WILL SEND MY HUSBAND THERE TO SOLVE THE SITUATION ONEW'S SMILE WOULD SAVE EVERYTHING
me: ... GURL NO I AM HAVING A HAREM OF HUSBANDS HDU OMG