#im a ditz

[kingqup]

haha, I'm over here wondering why I feel sick as crap and it now dawned on me I haven't eaten in 2 days.

[higheverweave]

Tried to change the button color on my dash now everything is a confusing color. 🤷🏻‍♀️

(So I’m not ignoring the notifications I swear.)

[imanofficer-blog]

Me: *makes a starter call* also me: Why am i getting notifications about people liking my starter?

[yougottobesquiddingme]

I just realized my roommates are with their family and I can play splatoon. I’m a dorky squid

[runningtowardscoffee]

Apparently everyone could tell those guys like me. Except for me. Oops.

[mysteriouswebhead-blog]

if i owe you anything let me know please

or just inbox so we can start a thread.

[demkaekaterinabelikov]

*feels back pocket* oh of course I forgot my phone. *looks on the ground and sees phone* ... Oh

[vive-la-nuit]

Stupid Americans

I was feeling very British today, sipping tea, eating salt and vinegar chips and I had a bowl of clam chowder soup. All of this was enjoyed while watching Doctor Who. My mother was listening to a counting crows song, you know the one that goes "Omaha, right here in the middle of America" and I muttered to my self stupid Americans. And then I remembered, I'm American I have always been American The farthest away from America I have ever been was a cruise I was born here and I will probably die here. Stupid Americans.