#im a terror

[sophiagrimes]

dear restaurant patrons if you let it slip to me AT ALL that you are unhappy with my service. i promise. it will get worse <3

[padme-amidalas-will-to-live]

me, driving with a dog walking on the side of the road: *lurches dangerously to the other side, slams on breaks, watches dog to ensure safety while ignoring other obstacles* gotta make sure the lil baby is safe!!!!

me, driving with a full ass human on the side of the road: *sips iced coffee while inching ever closer, barely paying attention while pushing 80, shrugging as passengers shout warnings* it's a dog eat dog world pay attention to the road buckaroo!!

[deadgodjess]

"For a straight white woman you've honestly done amazing in the romance department."

-thing I said to my mom last night

[spaggel]

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You lost control to AN IMPRESSIVE EXTENT. You selling these anywhere other than at cons?

NVM, just noticed the etsy link!

Yeah yeah I sell them on my etsy! but like listen. listen. I haven’t listed them all ok? this is insanity. I have so many I haven’t listed. All those brooches I posted? I MADE MATCHING EARRINGS OK. like. look ok look

THEY ALL HAVE CORRESPONDING EARRINGS AND NECKLACES. I just finished these for the last con ok? AND I’M STILL MAKING MORE OK, THERE IS SO MUCH MORE. 

Guys, guys I am being so PRODUCTIVE IT’S UNREAL BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA I also have 1 trillion new arts that I haven’t posted because I don’t know why  WHO AM I. 

[rubyetc]

oh I see what’s going on here

[asktheseacowvboys]

nevyjpeg replied to your photo: Ey look I found a pic a me vwhen I vwas nine.

cute!

Shhh

[ofcowardiceandkings]

i have a formal complaint and its that mary isnt allowed to be beautiful with a comforting speaking voice and a pretty singing voice because frankly its just rude and confusing

[caffeineres]

Sometimes in phys chem I like to scribble all over people's pages, yell entropy, then run away