Jul 17, 2020
Everyone in gotham knows nightwing is the biggest flirt he hits on everyone he sees regardless of gender bla bla bla
And I happen to hold a very special record I’ve been living in gotham for almost 20 years and I’ve never gotten hit on by him sounds impossible I know but it’s true and I don’t know if I should be proud because I’m defying the rules of reality or just plain sad because a hot ass vigilante is just going out of his way to avoid hitting on me he fucking hit on my friend walking by me and then on the lady in front of me like I don’t think another hey cutie would hurt at that point
#only in gotham#onlyingotham#and that cocksucker has spent the fucking night#oh lemme just crash at your place and know you exist#and completely disregard your attractiveness#i get that im not a model but i look decent#im butthurt#apologize asshole#and hit on me#nightwing#hes doing it to annoy me i swear to god
