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gonna go on my roof and pretend to be cold so the super red robin has on a leash can give me his sexy studded leather jacket

#thats what supers do right #help those in need #with the power of a sweet smile and homosexuality #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp #red robin #superboy

trying to explain to robin that I had do something truly outlandish to get out of the deja vu hell that's like I fucking know this is deja vu but everything I do is vuing even more deja and that something happened to be patting him on the head

#i dont know how he didnt cut my entire arm off the second i got within the three feet radius arround his body #caught his ass lacking #he did immediately have a katana against my jugular though #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp #robin

First time in Star City and like I theoretically knew the speedsters wore condom-ass suits for a reason but holy fucking shit dude my hair is just one solid tangle after being caught midair and rapidly but gently being placed on the ground by the flash

#i didnt know the fire escapes on these new fancy buildings were fucking decorative #what am i supposed to do if the seventy story apartment complex catches on fire #throw myself through the floor to ceiling bulletproof windows or smt #can i tag this #only in gotham #cause this never would have happened in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp #the flash

living in the historical artifact apartments of Gotham is wild because yeah I do have a whole ass gargoyle outside my living room window on the other hand I am frantically scrubbing green hair dye off the authentic wall color I am contractually obligated to preserve because I didn't realize the blowdryer doesn't evaporate the water it just blows it around

#in my defense i have not blowdryed my hair since i was 10 #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp

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omw to a halloween party wrapped in a blindingly neon green boa with the biggest sparkliest sunglasses cause I'm not about to have my ass handed to me by a trigger happy 10 year old for having the crow makeup on

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it's gotham... the heroes wear black... the villains wear green boas and purple glitter fucking sunglasses apparently because the little bitch DID land a kick before I called him a fuckturd

#at least signal told me my costume was sick as he handed me an ice pack #a win is a win #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp #robin

omw to a halloween party wrapped in a blindingly neon green boa with the biggest sparkliest sunglasses cause I'm not about to have my ass handed to me by a trigger happy 10 year old for having the crow makeup on

#i needed a last minute costume and happened to have a lot of black and leather in my closet #i even had a black shirt with real bullet holes from my freelance days #and sometimes a girl just wants to be a sad sexy man damn it #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp

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someone in the apartment is BLASTING and I mean I can feel the bass in my tits with my 1920s three inch thick steel door shut and bolted closed type blasting a nursery rhyme with the creepiest shushing voices should I call batman or smt

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spoiler just asked me about the sound from the unit beneath me and god fucking damn it I was so ready to blame the creepy music on old people being old and hard of hearing but no it's the one youngish dude that just moved in so now we're actually gonna call batman and let him know before this dude goes full blown rogue and kills someone

#if you are willingly putting on this goosebumps ass shit at 9pm on a tuesday you have smt wrong with you #whether its trauma or fucked up wiring from some chemical exposure or smt #it doesn't matter #in gotham if you dont fix that shit you will try to kill batman at some point #and thats not fun for anyone #spoiler #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp

someone in the apartment is BLASTING and I mean I can feel the bass in my tits with my 1920s three inch thick steel door shut and bolted closed type blasting a nursery rhyme with the creepiest shushing voices should I call batman or smt

#there are no babies in this building #all my neightbors are so old they are currently using deaths arm to cross sidewalks #and the nephew of one of the old tennants bc she declined the aid of death at the last crosswalk and got the regina george treatment #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp

I fucking hate this city can't I just have a birth control and doomed yuri anime induced breakdown on my roof without being interrupted by 3 different bats

#im fine i just want to keep sobbing and nibbling on unwashed carrots #the latest mha ep has me dead #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp

sure mi casa su casa or whatever but like that's not an open invitation to use my Persian fucking rug to transport a what I'm assuming to be bleeding rogue

#i work day and night to avoid getting it stolen by the idiots red hood keeps dumping in the alley next to my house #and one of the fucking bats is the one to do it #un fucking believable #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp

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nah who stole the limited edition tungsten batarangs I "borrowed" from batman when I was 15 them shits were my favorites

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apparently the big b (it stands for bitch btw) RigHtFuLLy took them back because tHEy aRe Not cOllEcTiBLes

neither are children asshat

#watch me return them to their rightful owners as well #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp

nah who stole the limited edition tungsten batarangs I "borrowed" from batman when I was 15 them shits were my favorites

#if they get thrown at you you get to keep them #you cant just steal another mans batarangs man #thats not cool #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp

I never thought having to throw myself out my window and some-fucking-how landing in the arms of killer croc would be my two nickels moment but here we fucking are

#at this point i should date him #the romance plot is coming on too strongly to avoid #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp #killer croc

yk how I know the supers are, well, super and totally not human THEY WEAR SPANDEX IN THE SUMMER

I crashed at a friend's and had no choice but to wear the spandex shorts he owns for reasons I don't even wanna fucking know to the gym and let me tell you I think I have sweated off all of my genitalia it's full Barbie doll down there I feel a pocket of liquid at my waist and I am too scared to check whether it's sweat or blood from the ungodly amount of chafing I've had

#my thighs do look spectacularly defined tho so i kinda get it #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp

I was at the gym at WE sprinting while listening to Chappell Roan and apparently got a little carried away cause Barb just texted me the fucking security camera footage of me doing hot to go while running in zigzags with my eyes closed

#what i do at the gym at 4 am is my own fucking business #also why in the fuck are you watching the cameras at 4 a fucking m #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp #barbara gordon

apparently arsenal is in town helping the bats with a case which just got him thrown in through my window and resulted in nightwing catching me tearing his shirt off (TO AID TO THE HUGE ASS CUT ON HIS SIDE) and just yelling STOP FUCKING MY SIBLINGS at the bitch groaning about the whereabouts of his god awful trucker hat

#screaming cause wdym siblings as in plural #crying cause wdym you care enough about me to consider me a sibling #throwing up cause wdym the dude I've been hitting on for a week fucked a bat #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp #arsenal #nightwing

red hood has a friend over so guess who's gonna be the biggest fucking embarrassment and shamelessly flirt

#honestly theyre on MY roof so its only fair right #also i have a thing for redheads AND tattoos #how the fuck am i supposed to resist #only in gotham #gothamite #onlyingotham #only in gotham rp #dc rp #gotham rp #red hood

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