#im celibate

[kawaiivomiting]

i wish i had a dick so i could stick it in shit. does it really count as jerking off if IM not touching it..... what if i accidentally drop it between two pillows that doesn't even mean anything im just trying to get it unstuck from the pillows by rocking back and forth

[tb3ih]

rotting in a constant state of ovulation (i have 19 drafts.)

[screwstontx]

pero like tell me why im rly out here on the internet looking to b a couples third

[recreationalprozac]

[stands up at the front of the class] one really weird thing about me is although i was typed as 2 years older all my life because of my height i actually have a stunted perception of self 2 years younger because of my autism and trauma :)

[scorpioetry]

there’s a m*n whom’s meat i’ve ****ed a couple times and whenever he hits me up for it he calls it “dessert” and another man tried to get me to do a “three zone” and what i’m saying is... don’t make up sexual slang bc it makes you sound corny and i’m already overriding a lot of self preservation instincts to be w u

[aquatically-challengedmermaid]

The worst part about watching tv with my mom is that she will treat it like an after school special.... asking me about my sex life

[puppunkprincess]

maybe im overweight because im always guzzling cum

[kidnolaw]

People keep thinking I'm sleeping around. It's not like they're wrong, but what I do with my mattress is my business.