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@memoryserved: which squids are jewish?? gideon?? im applying all [dan avidan]’s jewish stories to gideon now memoryserved: “when i was younger because i was raised jewish, my parents were like, you can never tell the other kids santa claus isn’t real. and im like, ‘how the fuck do they not know santa claus isnt real??? like LOGISTICALLY thats IMPOSSIBLE’”