#im coping rn

[frogthingduck]

goose really torturing everyone in the fandom except for abstragedy fans. we stay winning lmao

[sharlcookie]

fic idea: what if f1 did an actors on actors-esque interview series (drivers on drivers)? lestappen having their freak4freak conversations about how driving gets them hard in ways nothing else will. maxplaining and leclerifying on record for 40 whole minutes. a voyeuristic window into charles' praise kink meeting max's competency kink.

years from now, when they've both won the WDC, they reflect on their efforts and struggles.

max: "you drove your heart out in AD 2025."

charles: "it was such a difficult season. i pushed to the max, but yes... [describes how ferrari finally got their shit together in the era of new regulations🙏]"

and they somehow end up crawling into each other's laps by the end of it and making out.

[mimikabii]

i have to go to jury duty eventually so i made koops go

[clownmovieyaoi]

this toilet smells like fire

january shitters

my ass poops there, too.

[emily-mooon]

POV: You are a Jancy who watched ST5 Vol 2 and read the articles after watching what looked like the most romantic scene ever aesthetic moodboard:

[epelletart]

me, because bareface dino is just sooooo

he's such a hot cutie, he gets all blushy and stuff. i just wanna flirt with him cuz he looks so so so so adorable when he's flustered lmfaooooooooooooooo

[goretrope]

if nothing else charles is 3rd

[smokbeast]

he doesn’t like jazz