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lmao my mom just whooped my ass (okay technically my thighs, but like. semantics) and I’m just sitting here like… wow. wow. corporal punishment really isn't hot when it’s real and delivered by someone mid-breakdown because I ordered boba at 10 p.m. and my siblings are being little gremlin children and everyone’s stress tolerance is at negative three. like. I get it. life is hard. parenting is hard. but mother please. if you’re gonna swing, can you at least deliver a chilling monologue first? maybe say something like “you’ve disappointed me for the last time” in a cold, gravelly tone while staring dramatically out the window? can we at least pretend we’re in a morally complex HBO miniseries? where is the emotional restraint? the tragic backstory? the simmering internal conflict?? I don’t want red-eyed fury and sobbing. I want a stoic commander with a leather belt, punishing some insubordinate quill goblin he secretly cares about while muttering something like “this is the only way you’ll learn.”

anyway now I have bruises on my thighs and I wear a uniform that is SHORTS. and a polo tee. so now my entire life is a countdown until someone sees them and gives me The Look. you know the one. the “are you okay?” look that means I either have to trauma dump in the middle of the canteen. or lie.

tl;dr: bruises hurt. authority figures should be sexy and composed. and I need George Washington to belt Hamilton immediately for my mental well-being. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

btw she broke the fucking dustpan hitting me yall i can't

#satire lol #i mean the part where i realise irl punishment isn't hot #yes she did whoop my ass #im eepy...#tw corporal punishment #tw bruising