imagine being a banker at the house of fehujar and you just hear this come over your radio
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(Somber desolate music) Hello. This is Montgomery LaMontgomery, adventurer of (coughs weakly) Gath. I'm stranded here at [coordinates]. This message is for Comfrey MacLeod. (Suppressing laughter) I'm scared! (Chocking back laughter) I'm so scared! I, I, (sobbing) I found your power station at Ramansuuuuuuu. And I, (sobbing laughter) I saw that "Montgomery knows the way." I... (sobbing melodramatically) I'm Montgomery, but I cannot find the way! I'm, I'm on your old ship with a weak crew! (Sobbing) They were the weakest people I could find! There's one named Maxwell Gotch with the tiniest fists! Ow! Sorry, I've been bitten by a crab! (Lou attempted to mask laughter as sobbing) I have to pee. I haven't eaten. Comfrey, find me. -Faster? Fast? Wait, which one? More pee.- (Pitifully) I have to peeee! I have to pee! I was talking about Maxwell-
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