What the Paladins do With the Spider in the Room
Allura: Is confused at first, but upon learning what a spider is, she somehow befriends it and it travels the ship with her
Coran: Regales it with tales about the days of old, lets it go about its business until it gets too close, and then runs screaming to find someone else to fix it
Hunk: Captures it under a glass and takes it elsewhere
Keith: Calmly mutters "shit shit shit shit" while trying to shoo the spider out and when that doesn't work he threatens it at knife point.
Lance: If the spider startles him, he screams in Spanish for about three minutes and bolts. If he knows its there, he lets it chill so long as it stays in its own corner. He takes the glass cup route when getting rid of them
Pidge: Immediately flings the closest object to her in the general direction of the spider while screeching "DIE." Hates small spiders, but thinks the big ones are fascinating
Shiro: Sees spider, does nothing. Probably offers it a space beer. He also just wants to spend his days chilling in the corner and doing nothing.
