#im laff

[callmearcturus]

me: T4T trent and his ex-wife Trent AFAB, transitions, his amab "husband" is like "that's neat, apparently I'm bisexual" Husband a few years later is like "actual I'm girl" and Trent is like "oh. Hm. Problem. I think I'm gay?" cue amicable divorce with most hilarious story behind it

me: Wait that's not T4T whats the opposite of T4T

Punct: TNT

[missmonsters2]

WAIT, NO, DONT GET ME ON MISSING THE R IN RUTW, ITS PROVEN THAT GAY PEOPLE CANT SPELL (it's in my nature😔)

LMAO the gays cant math or spell, we're getting dangerously close to being Jared, 19 😳

[waller-bridge]

horny*

u came into my house,,,,,

[goatsandgangsters]

...............pinterest got wind of the fact that I like gangsters and now everything is hilarious 

[theotherwesley]

"hey I’m back! expect content from me again!”

immediately loses followers

[honey-fire]

i love my dad. he can be found being needlessly nice to everyone he comes across or yelling at scammers and telemarketers on the phone telling them he Knows hes being blackmailed and to come fight him

[historicalveins]

a hwink is a slender, good looking gay man who can lick his own asshole

‘Is someone paying you to send these to me?  Does it bring you joy-- satisfaction?  Where exactly do you get off, huh?’

[nihilnovisubsole]

goldhornsandblackwool replied to your post: Summary: Potato grapples with human emotions, no...

a great deal u say? *sends tumblr sin police*

MUSIC CUE: nat king cole as LADY and POTATO pull each other into a kiss, silhouetted against the curtains like a french new wave movie. LADY cups POTATO’s cheeks. POTATO puts his arms around LADY’s waist. they drift back toward the bed without realizing that they are. POTATO slips out of his jacket. LADY steps out of her shoes. in the moment, all they know is that the two of them exist.

POTATO hits the bed. LADY follows. he lies beneath her looking vulnerable. gratuitous long cut of unbuttoning POTATO’S shirt, lingering on his chest and throat as LADY pushes the fabric away. extreme closeup of their faces against each other’s ears. extreme closeup of their hands squeezing. LADY’s bra drops to the floor. SCENE