#im laffing

[channelslam]

[pitynostars]

14 to donna: never had a family before! :)

15 to ruby: you taught me about family :)

The fam, the ponds, bill, river, all his prev companions: 🧍

Susan, who the dr acknowledges he cld go visit but wont for some reason: 🧖‍♀️

[scuderlia]

TEN LAPS

[porcelainvino]

klaine

okay

[tavaresfucker]

ok ok i need someone to know these things

1. last night my mom's parents (vaccinated) called my mom (antivaxxer) and cancelled their dinner plans with us for tonight, which is just objectively hilarious and

2. the first thing my mom did upon coming down the stairs this morning was complain about my dad having to thaw out the turkey in the sink because ~salmonella as if he had any other choice and as if we cannot just clean the goddamn sink? also as if my dad doesnt do the majority of the cooking on holidays anyway?

[cillianmurphy]

i think I’m going to hell for listening to judas non stop this weekend

[wandaposting]

The MUA3 official site roster has Wanda listed under X-Men. 🤣

[skinks]

in the heat of the summer (youre so different from the rest) be like:

LMAOOO what feelings indeed