signs as jack white moments
aries: beating the shit out of that Von Bondies guy at the Magic Stick
taurus: "tangible"
cancer: birth
gemini: that whole fuckin dan auerbach thing
leo: cold mountain deleted scenes
virgo: catholic-off w/ stephen colbert
libra: ginger jakc
scorpio: that whole fuckin olivia jean thing
saggitarius: wearing a kilt on stage
capricorn: forgetting how to play his own songs
aquarius: being friends with ian kinsler
pisces: that time we all thought jakc had a tumblr but it was really just some rando guy...or was he












