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[Toma and Taku as kids, preparing for a school play] Taku: What is taking you so long? How hard is it to paint a wall?

Toma, working on the stage walls: A lot harder than your so-called “singing”. At least this is supposed to be flat.

Taku: I once saw a monkey paint a wall.

Toma: Oh yeah? Did you say “Good job, Mom”?

What's the point of owning a race car if you can't drive it?

Tony Stark, Iron Man II

MC: I mean, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was kind of hoping you’d get me something for Valentine’s Day.

Toma: Well, Valentine’s Day isn’t over. Let’s get you home and you are gonna get the best sex of your life.

*MC still trying to reject Dr. Maki’s advances*

Yukihisa: Will you stick around and help me out?

MC: Dr. Maki, I’m sorry. I’m afraid I have a meeting.

Yukihisa: Oh, you know, they called and cancelled that meeting. *smiles*

MC, to herself: He cancelled my fake meeting… dammit.

[MC after Yuki offered her to be friends with benefits]

MC: I will never agree to such an offer! I dislike you with every inch of my being!

Yukihisa, smiling sweetly: That's not a lot of inches.

MC: Toma, come here, it's time to open your Christmas present!

Toma: *appears, wearing nothing but a bow*

MC: On second thought, maybe I should open my gift first...

Toma: Wise choice, MC *smirks*

[MC being forced into Dr. Makis office by Shunichiro]

Yukihisa: So MC.... in general, would you say you’ve been more emotional lately?

MC, immediately breaking into tears: No.

Kathryn 4.13 am: okay, so Spike is going through dragon puberty, which means he's getting big and greedy, and Twilight wants to stop it

Krissy 4.13 am: I was just writing about Buffy and was really fucking confused for a bit there

Kathryn 4.13 am: hahahahahahahaha

Krissy 4.13 am: Spike - a dragon? And why is Twilight getting involved, that's the wrong vampire story.

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