#spoofmaster

[360degreesasthecrowflies]

[F]rom an asexual point of view, as it seems to me that sexual viewers in general see sexuality of some variety in everything, whether or not it’s really there. While I am generally able to follow sexual readings of films, I never cease to be baffled by the seemingly manic need of certain sexual critics to redefine the entire world according to the shape of their genitals. Even Freud once said that “sometimes a cigar is just a cigar,” but in this day and age anything that even vaguely resembles a penis automatically becomes a phallic symbol.

Spoofmaster, from The Wizard of Oz: An Asexual Film Reading (2007)

[theheroheart]

Kathryn: The recipe says I need to "peel and slice bananas until pan is full enough."

Thank you, Mrs. Wells of Billings Montana for that enlightening instruction.

Mina: You don't wanna know how messy it gets when you forget to peel those babies.

Krissy: *snort*

Kathryn: my brain went "...you want me to peel babies??"

Mina: You do not want to know how messy it gets when you peel babies, either.

Kathryn: no

no I do not

Krissy: You were just eating baby flesh the other day!

Baby nuggets.

Kathryn: XD

that's where fake chicken comes from

for vegetarians

Mina: The flesh of newborn humans is a poor substitute for chicken, one would think.

I guess zombies disagree. Although not zombie chickens.

[theheroheart]

Kathryn 4.13 am: okay, so Spike is going through dragon puberty, which means he's getting big and greedy, and Twilight wants to stop it

Krissy 4.13 am: I was just writing about Buffy and was really fucking confused for a bit there

Kathryn 4.13 am: hahahahahahahaha

Krissy 4.13 am: Spike - a dragon? And why is Twilight getting involved, that's the wrong vampire story.

[theheroheart]

So we were watching School Runion, and when the Doctor rejects the offer of ultimate power, he throws a chair at a giant screen, which... accomplishes nothing except breaking the actual screen. 

Kathryn: That was...that was just a display, Doctor Krissy: He was making a point. XD Kathryn: hahaha, like when Rassilon throws the diamond at the hologram of Earth     I kept wanting it to fly right through and thwack someone on the face     "...This is just a display, Lord President."

[theheroheart]

Just listened to Scherzo again, with shinydinosaur and spoofmaster. Yep, that audio STILL gives me allll the feels. It's so. frikkin. good.