#im shopping

[tinydemondragon]

why settle for a guy when I exist??

[ratmare]

Excercise your rights in the order they appear

[wekillitwithfire]

someone needs to ip ban me from the ikea website this is a dangerous place

[nightseeye]

Why does the milk isle still smell like something shit itself and died, but like. Worse now

[amphibianinlove]

God help you if you continue to ask an employee for help even after they told you “I’m not working right now, I’m off the clock” and “I don’t work in this department”.

[ghosticus-thoticus]

I love how people assume that just because the two characters are straight, that’ll keep us from shopping them. Like haha, you thought!

[necrocommunist]

what simpsons moments do ya’ll quote most often?

[42wallaby-way-sydney]

Matt: Vladimir, where are you going?

Vladimir: I saw nutty bars and I just thought, 'I have to go down this aisle.'