gingerbirbs!!
sorry for getting to this so late i was fantrollin’
who cries when someone dies in a movie: MIA DEFINITELY
who wears the ugly holiday garb: also probably mia but she thinks it looks cute when it really probably doesnt ;o; (or she’s wearing it only because rizzy wanted to wear ugly holiday sweaters and she wanted someone to match with her)
who pays for the meals: shock because mia is a LADY and shock also wants to impress her with his pocketbook *eyes*
who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone: mia plays the trombone and shock slams the oven door
who brings home stray animals: MIIIAAAAA
who leaves the bathroom door open: shock lmao
who tells the ‘dad jokes’: NEITHER RIZZY DOES THE DAD JOKES AND SHOCK AND MIA BOTH GIVE HER EQUALLY EXASPERATED LOOKS
who wants kids more: probably mia but shocks also not against it in fact hes actually way for it he just didn’t want to be the person to bring it up
who travels more: i dont see either of them traveling a lot tbh
who spends more cash: probably shock because he has to keep all his technology updated but unfortunately the technology updates faster than his checking account
who buys the things in infomercials: i dont see either of them watching infomericals either haha
who draws in the dust on their cars: mia hehe ouo *draws a bunch of little birds and flowers in the dust*
who starts the snowball fights: shock but hes gotta do it gently because he doesn’t want to hurt his beautiful frail bird wife
who throws away the directions to things: neither of them they know how disastrous that would be they’ve got this
who puts up holiday decor: mia!
who is more likely to forget to bathe: i dont think either of them would forget tbh???
who gets more obsessed about things: shock is more verbally obsessed but mia generally gets way more silently attached to things than he does
who sings in the shower more often: mia and its beautiful (bonus points if shock sits outside of the door while she sings and he has to run away really fast when she turns off the water so she never knows hes always listening)