#im someone

[ao3commentoftheday]

I'm in the middle of my work day and I just got another maritime rpf idea. for some reason, my brain really loves the idea of sentient water

[just-here-for-the-emo]

ok. are we gonna talk about this or...

no van

van

first of all, Al was home the whole time. Where the fuck did he park his big ass black van with his logo on it??? Second - you mean to tell me, with all the shit going down across the street. at his other house. where he buries. bodies. Al has the balls to REPARK HIS VAN BACK IN THE DRIVEWAY WHERE HE IS CURRENTLY PLANNING WHAT WE KNOW HE WAS PLANNING TO DO TO FINNEY?? With alllll those people (cops no less) 6-8 feet away??

And this is all within 10-20 minutes in reality, all these things, happening at the same time.

Really?

C'mon Al.

Be smarter than that.

[rvspecter]

[pllaceh0lderr]

Face of someone who just finished tma s3:

[singer-savior]

last time we got our hair cut, the lady that did it was VERY complimentary of our curls and when we got our bangs shortened she was absolutely heartbroken to have to cut off one of the ringlets in our hair, so you can imagine my delight that its grown back in the exact same place

[barbiepappa]

Polite Society, Valentine Style

[thecolorsfucked]

it feels like everyones gotta be right like u cant make a mistake or phrase something poorly without THAT being the focus and the content of ur words ur actual meaning becomes like a fucking sidenote an addendum

i see it obvs w big discussions surrounding bigotry politics crime but im seeing it w ppl i fucking kno like entire points invalidated or made so small bcuz someone didnt have the right tone or didnt use the right word so it can be construed as blank

god its like fine go be right then its the most important thing in the world to everyone ig so go do it