#im svreaming

[sneebl]

at lunch today one of the girls i was sitting with said she didnt believe in god so i was like oh yeah i lwk dont know if i believe in him or not (which is. kind of a lie. i dont believe in him. but i go to a christian school so i wanted to be safe) AND ANOTHER GIRL GASPS, LOOKS AT ME, AND GOES "I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT YOU!" 😭

LMFAOOOO WHAT

[wild-penguin]

MY GRAN JUSt sent this to me😭😂

I love it but wh

[yuutasprincess]

Good morning (*｀艸´) jjk 143 leaks below

[tteokdoroki]

So Hawks isn’t enough for ya baby doll? I coulda told you that, woulda saved ya a lot of time.

Dabi

nice to see you swing by dabi, but i never said keigo wasn’t enough. i just- kinda wanted your company too, hot stuff,,

[kuoringankalmo]

jröslsjd tried to avoid work by putting blame on my tooth and told my boss "yeah im not sure I can make it today because I cant eat properly and that why I dont have the energy probably" and HE FUCKING ASKED "WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF YOU DONT HAVE ENERGY?"

[dishesoap]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKW HAT THE FUCK

apOCALYPSE

[antijacob]

those jacob pics....r u doing ok

wht does it really even mean to be “ok” . jacob looking h*t w his jeans jacket riding up,, can’t hurt me. i’m fine

[writersmacchiato]

Recreating Vines with Two-Bit

Part Two that no one asked for of this

———

two bit saw the videos you and Pony took and laughed his head off

but then got mad you didn’t invite him over

so you start filming him while you’re hanging out in your backyard

“who is your favorite Uber driver?” You ask, watching as he pretends to chew gum. “Umm I’ve never been to oover javer ”

He makes you send it to Pony to rub it in his face

BUT THIS IS TWO BIT

he wants to recreate the crack kid vine

so you walk over to the park with him and he’s practicing his screaming and people are giving you dirty looks but you don’t care ;^)

oh how convenient, there’s a basketball on the court

You attempt to throw the ball at two and also record at the same time - it’s more difficult than it sounds??

it takes five tries

the first three times Two didn’t scream properly

the fourth time you nailed him in the face with the ball and couldn’t stop laughing thank god you got it on camera

five times the charm!!

but now his throat hurts and so you go get ice cream (that’s not going to help but okay two butt)

Two bit starts to record you and starts talking, “so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titty”

“wha?” You wheeze, falling to the ground laughing

two bit stills wants revenge against the Curtis bros bc they “betrayed” the meme master (that’s actually u but we’ll let him think what he wants smh)

so you drive to the lot and lo and behold - Johnny is chilling, smoking lookin’ cool

you recruit him for the job and he agrees bc he has nothing better to do

“heyjohnnytwobitandiarentdoinganythingillegaliswearwejustneedhelp” “k.”

so Johnny is in the back seat of two’s car with your phone filming as you drive.

you slowly drive down the street where the Curtis’s live

Two bit swings his head around to face and the camera and says “fuck ya chicken strips” in a creepy ass voice and screams it out the window at Ponyboy who is walking home from seeing a movie

Ponyboy stands there in shock, shocked that you betRAYED HIM

Johnny saves the video of two bit and starts recording a new one

He leans out the window and starts talking in an accent

“You ain’t shit duck, you’re never gonna be shit duck.”

you almost rear end Darry’s truck because you burst out laughing and aren’t paying attention as he backs out

ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD WHEN DRIVING

but you zoom zoom away and pony writes a mean post about u all in his tumblr (you’d see it later when Johnny tagged you in the replies with a laughing emoji)

Two-Butt is feeling smug™️

You share a glance with Johnny through the rear view mirror and he nods, you know what you have to do

“let’s get ice cream to celebrate”

“ya sure” you just had ice cream idiot

so you go to Dairy Queen and get some yummy ice cream unless you’re lactose intolerant, you got a corn dog or smthing I guess

(I actually am lactose intolerant but I eat ice cream bc I don’t care about the consequences)

anyway two-butt is eating his ice cream and you’re just sitting there with an evil smile and Johnny is sitting there with a grinch-like grin

if two bit just looked up he would know that you’re planning something

you wait for the cue from Johnny and when he raises his eyebrows, you cut on the brakes and watch as two bit slams forward - his seatbelt catching him as he chokes

“y/n! i almost choked-“ he cuts himself off when he starts to gag and Johnny just zooms in on his face

“The ultimate meme team dream team is us bitch” Johnny captions the video and sends it to everyone in your snap

“whata bout me” - sodapop

“blocked” - Johnny

“as if” - Dally

“boy shut the f up yo vampire lookin ass ain’t got no room to be talking shit” - Johnny (read: Dally)

“It had to be done” - Steve

Read 8:23 pm - Johnny

“Do you think Two-Bit will ever talk to us again?”

“Do I look like I care?”

Johnny is the real meme master and should NOT be messed with under any circumstances