We were on the bus, and we noticed the guy sitting in front of us had a big ass beetle on his jacket.
It was crawling along his back and down his shoulder, so after a bit of that we just kind of let it walk onto our wallet.
We let it go on the next seat, but the bus started getting full and we realized someone might sit on it. So now we had to pick it up again and fucking christ that beetle could move. We were rotating that wallet Constantly.
The people sitting behind us had witnessed this whole thing, so they knew what was going on. And I could tell that the beetle had their attention, so it kind of felt like we were in it together.
But they got off after a few stops, and new people got on. So we very quickly went from a modest hero that unfortunately acquired a beetle through vigilante justice to the Weirdo with a Bug.
I'm pretty sure that by the time we got off, nobody who'd seen how we got the bug was still on the bus. The guy sitting in front of us (bug origin point) stayed on the bus for longer than we did (any time is too long when you have a beetle that you don't want) but he didn't see me get the bug or leave with the bug. He never even knew there was a bug in the equation.
Anyway i dumped that thing on the ground as soon as I got off that bus. Be free I guess.
