#im vomitting

[sunrisefairy]

💞 how about a lil dialogue for this with james <3

"James can you stop wriggling for 5 seconds?"

"Sorry baby," James' voice is muffled by the material of your sweater. After a second his relentless squirming stops. You can hear quiet, dull whispering coming from James. You lift up the neck hole to peer inside to find your boyfriend; hair askew and mumbling.

"And then I told Pads that next time if he's gonna-"

"James are you talking to my tits?"

"Shh darling, it's rude to interrupt people."

[amesliu]

it is done

[halforcdad]

halfling luck wouldve been very hot right there sam 😭

[convndrums]

  › closed starter to @melodvc​

          “ so, i’m kind of trying to pick up a record for a friend - a gift, ish. whatever - and if you could kindly help, i’d really appreciate it. if not, i could always buy an itunes gift card and ruin the aesthetic and god --- you really do look like mc’lovin’. ”

[reichardine]

martin odegaard has a girlfriend yes im unaliving myself to night

[scottpilgrimversustheworld]

uwu when daddy makes me dwink his pee.....

[antoniokroos]

LMAOO I JUST SAW DE G*A IN FIFA XI?????

[bitchinwheelers]

it's official I'm changing my name to "el fucking scorcho"