GIRL DRIVER 🫵 HAVE YOU SEEN OJP SWEATY CYCLING AND BLUSHING
we like actually have to have a very Very serious conversation about this. Like Council meeting.. Like huddle up Team.
im not even gonna act like for a second ive ever felt normal about Oscar on a bike and I don't even fuck with bikes like that man. I went on a bike ride yesterday for the first time in a year and my dick hurt like im truly not even about cycling like that Im just passionate for a man in a stupid embarrassing singlet wiggling his stupid ass on a stupid little phallic fucking acoustic sybian saddle in tight moisture-wicking clothes.
like I am actually just passionate about the bumps in the road and the chaffing from endured pressure to his cat and the sweat accumulating into a Sweet heady scent bro im actually just a passionate man actually. like actually the curved breast could not dazzle me nor could a smile run through his hips and thighs to the dark center where procreation flares actually
and now he wants to go and make this a thing? now he literally steps into My Home and jerks My Dick Off? he walks into my humble abode and actually hands me the tissue ??? and I'm the bad guy?
him and his two fingers that go Up his cunt?
his meaty fucking thighs squeezed into that spandex like sausages. i dont even fw sausage and thats not a double entendre Hey man were just doing this on main?
like in the town square? youre showing everyone what u look like catching your breath mid backshot?
blushing BLUSHING? IM SORRY??? ACTUAL SHOT OF HIM WORKING OUT NOT THIS IS NOT POSED? ACTUAL SHOT BECAUSE HE DOES ACTUALLY JUST GET PERFECTLY PINK AND SWEATY FROM A BIT OF CARDIO? like hey man youre just made to do that? is that what youre made for??
just Handing me perfect reference for the way your rear delts waterfall into perfect fronts and triceps and bicep? youre just gonna be a perfect equation of my dream arms youre just gonna do that okay..
and Yea lets get into this too because what youre telling me is Mclaren PR said hey dude. lets uhh lets get to work lets clock in. your thirst trap quota for this month? ohh yea so were just gonna give the phone to your trainer and hes gonna work you til youre perfectly fucked out And Then hes going to bend you over this stupid bike in your stupid shorts and hes gonna get a couple stupid shots. like this is not real. like do you hear me right now. like this is foreplay?
and how many outtakes were there. whos the sucker who went through all these to nail a tasteful amount of bulge and thigh. im actually
im actually disgusted. when he starts looking like a professional millionaire athlete leading the most competitive field of his sport possible ohh hey i dont think i can handle that guy. oh hey. actually can you go back to bad posture and chopped hairline and frumpy shirts. hey man im actually getting stressed man. im actuw he
