it tastes like somebody stole my wallet

trapper, 24, he/she/we/wumbo mains: mcr, art, ‘80s, video games leon “sex” kennedy enthusiast

[paladudette]

hi idk why i feel the need to write a short intro when ive used tumblr since i was 12 but hey why not

~call me trapper or pal :^)

~i’m uhhhh 24

~pronouns are whatever seem funniest at the time, queer

~grad student, intern, full time stupid slut

what i wanna chew on

~resident evil

~my chem

~women in general

~tattoos/body mods

~fire emblem

~bg3

~ace attorney

uh ya. i also have an oc named inez winona. please ask me about her. okay bye kisses kisses

[bugged-ubuntu]

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

[mimi-maru]

Madame W 🦋

[transsexualbloodlust]

neopronouns are getting so crazy wtf is 9/11

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[notbecauseofvictories]

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

[evilwizard]

say no more

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[illmadekn1ght]

iwould let her kick me and hit me with that stick and do whatever else she wanted . and i dont know which one i'm talking about.

[setulose]

(scrolling dashboard after something big happens in a fandom you don't care about)

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do you guys think there are worms who fetishize being put on fish hooks

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[paladudette]

i'm here to shadowdrop inez nudie pics and then go sleep for 400 hours. you're welcome!

[wisecrackingeric-2]

((Click for better quality!!))

Happy mermay!!! What would you do if you found this man in your bath

[paladudette]

i'm here to shadowdrop inez nudie pics and then go sleep for 400 hours. you're welcome!

[torovamp]

he reminded me so much of that fucking wolf I had to do something about it

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[musashi]

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

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