#ima kill you

[arson-god]

THEY DID

NOT

JUST KILL

FLAPJACK

[soy-luz]

hey i like ur fursona borg

shut up bench,,.,;:,. smh my head it is an “”””“OC”””””” 

tis like what ‘crow’ is, cro, except I’m not popular enough for people to know that >.> 

((unless this is an actual complement... than thanks lol))

[virgin-paradise]

This is random, just felt like sharing

AIGHT, SO BOOM. A few months ago I met this dude on a dating site (not tinder). His name was Julian and this nigga lowkey broke my heart in less than 2 weeks lmao.

We texted all day, talked on the phone all night and it was crazy because we were both so crazy over each other. Like we lowkey named our children, decided on how many dogs we wanted, named the dogs, decided on our careers and the type of house we wanted to live in, etc. etc. We got real deep, real fast. You know when you just click with someone? When you feel like you've known them forever? Yeah, that shit. Anyways, this went on for about 5 days before we actually met in person. Then we met in person and it was magical. He came over, we watched mean girls on Netflix, cuddled, made out a little, laughed, held hands and ordered pizza. We aint even fuck or none of that. We just loved eachothers company. I thought to myself "finally." (I have horrible luck with guys) Anyways, he's leaving and he keeps kissing me goodbye because he didn't really wanna leave, and I didn't really want him to go, but my mama would be home soon and homegirl don't play that shit. He's still texting me after, being sweet and shit. We even planned our next date. I was so happy.

Well, long story short, Julian went to a brujera to get his broken toe fixed and I never heard from him again. This Columbian nigga ghosted the fuck out of me.

I've never been ghosted in my life.

I even texted him to get some kind of closure, but he never replied.

I thought he died or something, but nope. He deleted me off Facebook, but still watches my snapchats every once in a while and still follows me on instagram.

It still gets me a little upset sometimes, just because ... like Why?

I try to tell myself that it's too much dick out here to be tripping off this dude, but I fell for him. Hard.

Julian, you a little bitch, and if i ever catch you in these streets, ima empty the entire clip into you play boy. On my life.

[urmarie]

💦

oh my god

[satansprozacprincess]

IF TAYLOR TELLS CRASH IMA CUT HER TONGUE OUT WHAAAT THE FUCK UGHHHHH

[a-flowerful-world]

╔╦╦ ╠╬╬╬╣ ╠╬╬╬╣WHO ATE MY ╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE?! ╚╩╩╩╝

[lottitheunicorn]

haha, still no internet in my apartment

[mydailyeverything-blog-blog-blog]

Sometimes I wake up hating everyone and everything........No, I'm not on my period...