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who cooks normally?:
yoongi because taehyung’s the one that slips in and out of the kitchen to possibly annoy yoongi but, mostly to sneak some food off his plate if yoongi doesn’t end up feeding him.
how often do they fight?:
so they never really proclaimed each other as enemies, but they practically made it known that they don’t like each other. despite the situation at hand now. and there’s this underlying attraction that literally picks at them in the back of their minds. so taehyung or possibly both uses the fights, arguments as like a distraction from the thoughts because both are obviously in denial.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
taehyung would doodle or write things in his notebook whenever a thought comes up and it pertains to yoongi though would most likely not show to yoongi because his personal notebook kind of thing. and i can also see yoongi spotting it and taehyung scrambling away to hide it, denying everything.
nicknames for each other?:
taehyung would definitely like calling yoongi shorty, mostly to pick on his height that he finds too cute, he also knows yoongi most likely doesn’t like that, so all the more fun for him. aside from the usual petnames which i think yoongi wouldn’t be too fond of and taehyung would use just to bug him eventually it turns into a vice-versa type of thing.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
they take turns, though sometimes if one is in a good mood they would offer to pay.
who steals the covers at night?:
taehyung, mostly to get yoongi to snuggle closer to him. possibly hear him grumbles because for some reason taehyung finds that cute when he does that. eventually he’ll end up giving the covers back and they would just snuggle under the blanket.
what would they get each other for gifts?:
there was a point when yoongi took taehyung’s beanie and wore it himself, rather than taehyung getting mad he realises that he actually likes yoongi in beanies, far more than caps—oddly enough. so yeah, beanies with the excuse, “so you can stop stealing mine.”
who remembers things?:
both would remember certain things, maybe not the same thing though. like one remembers this and the other remembers that.
who cusses more?:
i would say taehyung but then again, i believe yoongi would be the one that cusses the most. the common reason being because of something taehyung either said or did that easily set him off.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
these two would be so stubborn with each other, saying they don’t need help and that they’re fine. the common thing they would say, “stop worrying about me.” but taehyung would most likely ignore that and actually tend to yoongi and vice versa, albeit it may take a while for the two to get used to the other pushing them away sometimes.
who kissed who first?:
taehyung did but it wasn’t anything romantic (taehyung says). yoongi wouldn’t stop nagging to him about something, of course he wasn’t really listening. all he knew was that yoongi wouldn’t shut up so he ends up pulling him close and kissing him but, let’s be real, it probably added more to yoongi’s nagging. which would make taehyung want to kiss him again.
who made the first move?:
yoongi, though it was mostly to surprise taehyung which was pretty successful. considering the priceless look taehyung gave him as well as “are you okay, did you drink or smoke something?” clueless taehyung, to be completely honest.
who started the relationship?:
honestly no one started the relationship, it just happened. throughout the entire process everything would have flowed in their own way and at their own pace. it wouldn’t have been anything forced—just straight up natural. the two may have already confessed to each other without properly confessing (if that makes sense). the subtle hints and all, then before you know it they’re doing the couple stuff. and if anything, taehyung would outright tell anyone that yoongi’s his because of his straightforward-ness.
