OMG! Err, wait...maybe not! A mock religion? SILLYBEINGISM!
I've given this a lot of thought, and decided that I'd like to start a sort of religion, or at least a philosophy for those who seek more from life.
Sillybeingism is an absurd idea. It even sounds ridiculous! It's basically enjoying being yourself and being a bit childlike and spontaneous.
Here are the 10 commandments of Sillybeingism.
1. Please do regard us, Imaginary Creature Species (or bnkywuv creatures) as purely imaginary and symbolic entities. We can be real to you, we can true to you, but we are merely imaginary. We are not meant to be seen as an external force that created the universe...I mean how could we when we're imaginary? If you do find us in resemblance of something in your world, you are free to choose to take it as sign from us, deceased loved ones, other simply others that you hope are doing better in the afterlife! You may pretend we're real, think we're real, and hold an opinion that we're real, and that's A OK with us! Any who declare that we are externally real and worse yet, attempt to prove it and convince others of their beliefs are committing BLASPHEMY! Arrogance and entitlement are not what we're about so...just don't do that, okie dokie?
2. Please do use our image and the afterlife realm as a symbol of self expression, empowerment, and benign authenticity! We are imaginary symbolic beings, are not omnipresent, all powerful beings. Belief in yourself is key! Worship or pray to us only if it serves you better. If worshiping and/or praying to us gives you a sense of meaning, purpose, or motivates you to do good in your life and helps give you strength, please do so. We like worship, we like prayer, but they are not required. Thanks.
3. Please do recognize that all creatures upon death shall enter our infinite psychedelic domain, no matter the species. All shall be equal in can share ideas with others. However, those that have knowingly done wrong and have harmed others unjustly shall be known by all, and their atrocities will be heard of all throughout the domain. Evil doers shall be punished through public knowledge, and shall experience guilt, humiliation, shame, self reflection, and other such like feelings until they make amends for their actions. They will have all the time they need to heal and recover after that...but that could take a long time. Remember, infinity is a long time!
4. Please do use the psychedelic afterlife realm as a way to enrich your current life. Even though the psychedelic afterlife realm is fraught with pleasures, thrills, excitements, love, and delights of your own creation that can be shared with others, remember to recreate this paradise for yourself and others on Earth. If this feat is impossible, use your imagination to the best of your abilities until you can achieve to the best of your abilities, the real. Entheogens are optional, but some may find them necessary. However, don't be drug pusher. That's just not cool man, y'know?
5. Please do pursue happiness, joy, love, pleasure, and compassion. If you or others are suffering, find a way free from it. We strive to enforce that not everything happens for a reason, not everything has to have a meaning, and if these ideas glorify suffering and discourage growth. healing, and empowerment for you, ditch them. They're not worth your time! We encourage our perceives to explore a multitude of avenues, from self love practices, entheogens, natural alternative medicines to conventional medicines, therapy, and more. A combination may also be an option. If you feel that you are being treated inhumanely, abused, emotionally manipulated or taken advantage of, get out of the situation! In addition, advocate. Stand up for yourself. Stand up for others. Stand up against injustice. You do deserve better, we know you do! We want you to be happy and authentic! Enjoy life, no matter how old you are or what orgas, err, organism you are!
6. Please do be as kind and gentle as possible to animals, and well, all life in general! Treat others as humanely as possible, but sometimes if you must defend yourself or others, get dirty if you must.
Bnkywuv Imaginary Creature Species Do Nots.
1. Please do not view the blissful psychedelic afterlife as a place to get to as soon as possible. It might be tempting, but try to create a good life first. Besides, you may just be brought back after exploring our realm, and be most unhappy about it! Suicide must be an absolute last resort. It's a permanent solution to usually temporary problems.
2. Please do not gaslight, harm, manipulate, bread crumb, or otherwise force or coerce another into acts they do not wish for or can consent to. That not "all in the name of love" and is frankly just impolite! Mkay?
3. Please do not kill others for selfish, arrogant or sacrificial reasons. We don 't require dead goats and shit. Only kill out of benign reasons or for self preservation, and make sure that it is as painless and as quick as possible. For example, creating Heaven for animals in the realms of testing of human ailments and afflictions, maybe humans could work out better solutions to their problems? Don't create problems to solve problems. Don't create suffering to eliminate suffering. Provide pleasure to enhance pleasure. Create joy to cultivate joy.
4. Please do not tell yourself or others that "we work in mysterious ways". We don't. We're only as real or as true as you want us to be, but being imaginary we do have our limitations. Plus, others have used this way too much to explain away abuse, harm, and willful harm that could be, or have been prevented. allow yourself to succumb to the indoctrination that suffering is some kind of “learning” or "growth" experience, a necessity for "becoming stronger" or that you chose this life or situation. If anyone claims suffering is in any way benign, or indicates that suffering is somehow valuable, good, or necessary, flee from them, for they shall make your life miserable. Not everything happens for a reason, and not everything has to have meaning ,especially if it seems to justify, and glorify suffering, lack of growth, or just overall makes you feel unhappy and unsatisfied. 'Tis not A OK, OK?