May 28, 2021
I've been kind of lonely lately, so I started talking to myself again, I created a sweet companion to sit by my side on the bus.
Meet Ben Vasquez, an alien boy who's just the sweetest buddy I could ever hope for, we were sitting on the bus yesterday talking telepathically.
Me: And then I though "boy, I've seen my fair share of pricks, but you, you are the whole cactus".
Ben: I feel like I heard that somewhere.
Me: Probably Bennie, probably.
Ben: Bennie?
Me: It's a nickname, do you not like it?
Ben: That's not what I said.
Me: Would you prefer if I called you bullet?
Ben: But, you already call Tiago that.
Me: I know, he's a real son of a gun.