I love Ada finding out Soukoku stories but I think it would be really funny if Dazai was the last one to find out EVERYONE in the ADA was dating someone, not that he was stupid and didn't get the clues (because we all know that man is smart) but because he just doesn't believe that they are able to date cuz just look at them- maybe expect Ranpo because he would make Edgar tag along with him constantly that even Dazai couldn't deny it.
Well Fukuzawa is...old y'know, Dazai just wouldn't think he would date with someone after spending all those years alone, especially NOT Mori. Sadly, he does.
Yosano? Nobody could match her freak, That girl carries an entire WARdrobe with her. But surprisingly, a certain red headed mafia lady actually LIKES that and is into her?
Kunikida? That man got 58 ideals to fill, and he's definitely not dating someone who doesn't match every single one of those ideals, especially not with a white-haired Vampire. Oh he does??? AND THEY HAVE AN ADOPTED DAUGHTER??
Atsushi? He's too miserable to date. That man literally goes through HELL everyday, do you think he has the chance to date? Well actually, he does. And he dates the ENEMY.
Ranpo? Like I said, he's actually pretty obvious. He probably takes Edgar back to the agency and they go out, even Dazai can't deny that his brother co-worker is dating him.
Tanizaki? Him and Naomi have a weird relationship, no way he's dating someone after the unlucky person sees how they act. So why the hell is Tachihara sticking around???
I wouldn't say Kenji and Kyōka were 'dating' but they probably have those cute and harmless childhood crushes on each other.
I would like to think Dazai having a heart attack because wdym his siblings co-workers were dating THOSE people??? (as if he's not in a loving relationship with Chuuya, but his case is different.) Especially about Kunikida because he just never imagined Kunikida being able to date with someone.
And Fukudad with the agency as his children is canon, source? I made that up and I want it to be canon.
Idk if there's any fics of this(I hope there is lmao) and I don't know if someone else thought about this(if they did I would like to tag them as originals, I don't want to look like an idea stealer!!)