Dec 24, 2024
She's a 10 but gets off to your murder fantasies
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She's a 10 but gets off to your murder fantasies
She makes me so nervous, probably on purpose
She's just so perfect, I just can't help it
Daydreaming about your future spouse is just coming up with soulmate headcanons.
Now you nerds know what to say!
Me: "my girlfriend's back and she's cooler than ever."
Friend: who's your girlfriend?
Me: Me.
Friend: doubt it.
Me: *enraged* THEN WHO TF YOU THINK THEY ARE?
Friend: idk, probably a ghost or fictional character or something.
Me: *totally ranting* SINCE WHEN DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE GUTS TO- wait, what did you say?
Me: *horrified* *sobbing* yeah, you know me too well.