Aug 20, 2025
I promised
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I promised
Imagine
Starting a meth lab with Jerma.
How Jerma would react to you having a tapeworm
*starts breakdancing*
IMAGINE
Finding a comically small Jerma bouncing up and down in the corner of your bathroom. He sounds weirdly British, but in a fake way.
"Uh oh! You found the toothpauste!" he cries out. "Let's get one thing cleauh! I can brush moiy teef all boiy moiself, okauy!" You didn't doubt he could, but alright. You begin brushing his teeth, and he won't stop gagging and choking on the toothpaste, like it's his first time brushing his teeth. Toothpaste spews everywhere.
Imagine
You and Jerma are coal miners in Boston. You work side by side everyday, until one day the main shaft caves in. You catch eachother's eyes as the lantern light gutters out, leaving you in darkness... You both die, holding hands, choking on the poisonous gases.
As your eyes shut permanently, you catch a glimpse of your next lives together... 💔
IMAGINE
You're a lawyer about to meet up with your new client, a man who was framed for the crime of stealing thousands of small birds from a pet store. Little did you know, that man ends up being.. Jerma?
Imagine
You are in a shoe store, Payless or Famous Footwear or something else, you didn’t really look at the sign. You see a shoe with the face of Jerma on it.. Turns out it is Jerma himself! He has become a sentient shoe and wants you to help him turn back. Do you keep him as a shoe forever and even wear him? Or do you help him turn back to human Jerma form?
IMAGINE: MAKING A SANDWICH FOR JERMA