Aug 20, 2025
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I promised
Catboy Jerma has entered a relationship with Herobrine.
Imagine
Having a sleepover with Jerma. You both agree to watch Space Jam 2 together, but he falls asleep halfway in... He looks so cute, you think as you slowly fall asleep as well... little do you know, this is the last time you'll ever go to sleep ever again...
Imagine
Starting a meth lab with Jerma.
How Jerma would react to you having a tapeworm
*starts breakdancing*
IMAGINE
Finding a comically small Jerma bouncing up and down in the corner of your bathroom. He sounds weirdly British, but in a fake way.
"Uh oh! You found the toothpauste!" he cries out. "Let's get one thing cleauh! I can brush moiy teef all boiy moiself, okauy!" You didn't doubt he could, but alright. You begin brushing his teeth, and he won't stop gagging and choking on the toothpaste, like it's his first time brushing his teeth. Toothpaste spews everywhere.
IMAGINE
Watching Batman & Robin (1997) repeatedly with your lover, Jerma, as you fall asleep in his big, strong arms....
Imagine
You and Jerma are coal miners in Boston. You work side by side everyday, until one day the main shaft caves in. You catch eachother's eyes as the lantern light gutters out, leaving you in darkness... You both die, holding hands, choking on the poisonous gases.
As your eyes shut permanently, you catch a glimpse of your next lives together... 💔