Feckin'ell! IS THIS THE NÜ WORLD?!
Right, so I gave Tumblr a break for a year, or two or forever and now that I’ve finally caught some breathing space in my tumultuous gypsy life to hop back on the Tumblr train again, WHAT THE FREAKING HELL HAPPENED?! *~MARISSA I AM LOOKING AT YOU~* What’s up with all these criminal ads on my dashboard, these porn bots following my terrible trash of a blog (that people used to actually love and love to hate - remember that one model I had a Tumblr word brawl with lol) and these freaking shitty buttons on my phone to post shit? Where do I check my followers? Where are the good ol’ classic people of Tumblr gone like @alan-hanson (WTF happened to lustforlife?!) @meaghano (I've moved around the world but I still got your book, gurl) @srsly (all of the sarcastic funnies, u still alive?) @ninefruits @mastodonstorm (the OG meme god of this place) @goodenoughforjazz (hallo!) and the rest of my Tumblr ecosystem? Don't even get me started on trying to edit drafts on this godforsaken mobile app. I feel like I'd just come out of a time capsule and now Easy D's prez, Insta is the new *Queen*, and Tumblr's basically circa-2007 Britney - messed up and purely inaccessible. Ya done fecked up world. Anyway. Basically, good to be back. Cheers.
