#imi screams

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I LIVE for when atsumu and osamu gossip during the game like "look at that fuckin shrimp over there, FUCK kageyama now we gotta worry bout this piece of shit too??" i love the miya twins that is all

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haikyuu!! as irl quotes

this was fun and my friends made a compilation of stupid shit we say so heres the haikyuu characters as Imi's Whore Gang! guess which ones ive said

noya: hey bro u wanna play?

kageyama: play what?

tanaka: fortnite u dumbshit

hinata: how big is your peepee?

noya: like, fifteen inches. no wait, it’s from THIS wall to THAT wall.

tanaka: damn mine is from here to history class

suga: weak. mine’s the lenght of the sun to uranus

yachi, choking on her water: H

kuroo: on god?

bokuto: bro ur MY god

kuroo: bro….

kenma: i dont need friends

kuroo: damn im right here

kenma: Die

tsukishima: ok but who asked?

hinata across the room: I DID

hanamaki: why would you put cum in a glass tho? i drink it fresh from the source

iwaizumi: shut the fuck up RIGHT NOW

oikawa: NO WAIT GO ON

atsumu: hey bro fist bump!

sakusa quaking: have u heard of corona??? just elbow bump me

kuroo: tanjirou aint SHIT i tell you

kenma: yesterday you said you would kiss him on the forehead every night before tucking him in to bed

akaashi into a mic: so in my essay ill be talking about how horny people dont have rights-

bokuto in the back: THE CALL OUT HURTS

kuroo drinking boba: i have the wrong balls in my mouth

bokuto: get down on ur knees baby

lev: i am baby

yaku: do u shit urself every day and pathetically cry for ur mother? then ur not baby shut the fuck up u freeloader

kenma: uh so for my debate speech… ill be talking abt why the sonic the hedgehog is god

kindaichi: whats a weener??? why does everyone keep talking about that and what is… weener milk tea

kunimi: bitch you were in my health class last year

oikawa: well you see-

iwaizumi: youre all so fucking dumb

hanamaki: is dumb a synonym for swag

coach: when i point to you, stand up and introduce urself

matsukawa when its his turn: im-- im sexy and i know it

kuroo: what if we pissed in the ball pit together

kai about to cry: TH-THATS… THATS PRETTY SWAG

yaku: i will shoot you both

hinata: bitch!

yamaguchi in tears: NO DONT SAY THAT

kageyama: bitch?

yamaguchi: NOOO STOP STOP STOP

noya: bitch bitch bitch bitch

yamaguchi: what the fuck does stop mean you whore ass shitfaces

hanamaki: we da three musketeers, me iwaizumi and mattsun

oikawa: what about me!!!

hanamaki: we da four musketeers minus oikawa

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how many blogs do you follow???

uhhm 26? i think or 28 HAHA but in reality its like 14 bc im following my friends blogs too

if i follow u that means we friends or like ur work !! ok well i like a lot of peoples works but ion rly pay attention to the users that much so id have to interact with u AND like ur work!!

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yea anyway happy 707 posts ummm saeyoung if ur out there we can get married or something ok iwaizumi said it was ok 

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i took da haikyuu sorter thingymajig (it took SO FUCKING LONG) and

to be fair after the top 4 i love everyone equally-ish but i am not surprised by the top 4 yea

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bye tumblr really said “this bitch cryin too loud! we taking ur rights away” OK WELL NUMBER ONE @bigpokico​ WAS ASKING FOR MORE ATSUMU REQUESTS U CANT DO THIS SHIT number two let me fucking drool over atsumu

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BYE WTF I THINK I ACCIDENTALLY DOWNLOADED A VIRUS ONTO MY MAC WHAT THE HELL IS A “SAFEFINDER” AND WHY IS IT CONTROLLING MY SEARCH ENGINES 😭😭😭 IF UR GONNA BE SNEAKY ABT IT THEN DONT DIRECT ME TO FUCKIN YAHOO EVERY TIME I GOOGLE “IWAIZUMI HAJIME ABS”

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this is not writing and this is a shitpost i drew on my phone in 3 minutes but take this