#imjudging

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[mybirdsongphotography]

Guys. True confessions: . I didn't know how much of a rule follower I was until I was at the gym today at 3:15. . . The indoor pool wasn't supposed to be open until 3:30, and Connor and I had been excitedly waiting for when the life guard got on duty and switched the sign. . . So when I saw a couple moms nonchalantly let their little minions parade into the water when the GIANT sign also clearly said "12 yrs and up" .. AND a giant clock over the pool.😶 . . I was definitely doing some hardcore judging. . . 😒🙄👀👀 . . I get that other people are always going to act like rules don't apply to them... 🙅‍♀️ . . But my insides almost exploded with pride when Connor leaned forward on his chair and YELLED: . . "KIDSSSSS GETTT OUTTTTT THAT WATER IS NOT FOR YOUUUU TILL THREEEE THIRTTYYY!!!"😬 . . 😆🤣🙌🏻 . . The moms just gave a chuckle at him and went back to not caring, but oh my word- of all the hours in the day that I'm taking, . I'm glad Connor chose THAT hour to actually pay attention to what I was saying.😉👌🏻 . . I swear I'm not always such a stickler.. but hey.. Some days you just care more than others!🤷‍♀️ . . Happy Wednesday! 💋 . . #imjudging PS also can't wait for this wedding!! #ohioweddings #fallwedding (at Olmsted Falls, Ohio)

[imjudging]

Am I the only one

That judges the picky bitches at subway???? Bitch do it matter if the salt and pepper goes on before or after it's toasted???? Why don't I throw yo gorilla ass some veggies at your cage and call it day????

[imjudging]

It's nothing like waking up to beyonce in the morning! I'm a bad bitch for the rest of the day!!!!