I want a really douchy looking picture of myself,
that I can use for every social networking site in existence. one that says: "Wowww, this dude is a fucking IDDDDDDIOT!" Because apparently that shit works when you want friends to stay in your life, IF YOU ARE A GIANT DOUCHE WAD PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER YOU! Don't be a nice guy, PEOPLE WILL FUCKING HATE YOU!! Time to get working on my douchy picture. BRB.














