I wanna play poker with Trump
He has the most obvious tells.
ME: Ok, are you going to call or not?
TRUMP: I have the most incredible hand. It is so incredible I can’t believe it myself. This is the greatest hand in the history of poker. Believe me, you will not believe how incredible this hand is.
ME: So are you going to call or not?
TRUMP: I will tell you in two weeks. You will know what my hand is in two weeks. Then you will be amazed how incredible this hand is. Two weeks.
ME: All in.










