#immortal fish

[lecterly]

my name is fish mooney, bitch. (4/?) - "you could be looking at the new queen of gotham."

[another-taken-username]

Kid in my science class(I): *brings fish into class after promising our science teacher a star fish*

I: *pulls fish out of backpack in used Utz party mix jar*

Teacher: *gets fish a new tank thinking it would only live a few days*

Teacher: *rarely feeds the fish(Fred)*

Fred: *is still alive after 2 weeks*

[totally-hardcoral]

On the other hand, I officially have the coolest pets ever with the addition of my new cats and I found out my clown fish is like 13 fucking years old, so that's pretty dope.