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Silly story about Halo fanfic for April Fool's Day. College AU.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64348390
They come at you through what you love...Pt. 2
Last Thursday Thursday I wrote about how “They come at you through what you love,” and the three times that phrase is used in Endeavour—starting back in S1...
*long post*
Quote for today. I actually think with Jingo, the whole book is one very long delightful quote . :-)
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Sergeant Colon knew he was facing one of the most dangerous moments in his career. There was nothing for it. He was out of options. ‘Er … if I add this A and this O and this I and this D,’ he said, the sweat pouring down his pink cheeks, ‘then I can use that V to make “avoid”. Er … and that gets me, er, a … what d’you call these blue squares, Len?’
‘A “Three Times Ye Value of Thee Letter” score,’ said Leonard of Quirm.
‘Well done, sergeant,’ said Lord Vetinari. ‘I do believe that puts you in the lead.’
‘Er … I do believe it does, sir,’ squeaked Sergeant Colon.
‘However, I find that you have left me the use of my U, N and A, B, L, E,’ the Patrician went on, ‘which incidentally lands me on this Three Times the Whole Worde square and, I rather suspect, wins me the game.’
Sergeant Colon sagged with relief.
‘A capital game, Leonard,’ said Vetinari. ‘What did you say it was called?’
‘I call it the “Make Words With Letters That Have All Been Mixed Up Game”, my lord.’
‘Ah. Yes. Obviously. Well done.’
‘Huh, an’ I got three points,’ mumbled Nobby. ‘They was perfectly good words that you wouldn’t let me have, too.’
‘I’m sure the gentlemen don’t want to know those words,’ said Colon severely.
‘I’d have got ten points for that X.’
théo liking this post 😭😭
"Mrs. Devlin, h-hello, sorry to bother you, you probably don't even know me, I'm Fred... I've overheard from M a reliable source that you produce some... Salves... For ni tender sore spots? I've had a cupboard encounter recently that left me with some, uh, battle scars that need special attention."
Fred makes no eye contact while talking mumbling this to you, his ears as red as the unseen and unspoken tender areas under his shirt.
Theo listens to Fred patiently, wondering why in Merlin's name he was so nervous.
"Ohhhh, Fred..."
She nods sympathetically, to encourage him to continue.
Then her brow raises. Salves? Hm. The only salves she had made lately was one for Montrose's poorly protected pecks....and then she freezes when she hears Fred say 'cupboard.' She blushes right in return.
"Oh, Fred."
This time, her statement is said very knowingly.
Obviously, Halloween approaching did NOT mean Theo was safe from unforeseen jump scares before then, including meeting a very unexpected close acquaintance.
But Theo always did pride herself on playing well with others.
She tries to clear her throat, "Erm...I'm sadly out of salves for the moment. Oddly enough, they've been in high demand. Or maybe it isn't odd? I'm not even sure anymore." Her words trail off as unwelcome mental images start flooding her brain of what in Merlin's name was happening to everyone's 'tender areas'.
Such grabby, grabby paws.
"Anyway" She clears her throat again, "...I'll try and whip up some more for you next time I'm in potions! In the meantime, perhaps wear more layers if you plan on getting back in that broom cupboard? I know that's usually the OPPOSITE goal of broom cupboards...but ..I mean.....y-you know what I mean!!!!" Theo is aware she is rambling like a crazy person to keep herself from a fit of laughter she may never recover from.
She trains her face back to concern, and drops her voice to a whisper, "...And um....well, nifflers can be very proud creatures sometimes, you know? Not saying I know there's a niffler involved. BUT. If there was....perhaps if you tried to call him little lord in the broom cupboard..? Not that I know much about that. Educated guess, of course."
At this point, Theo accepts there is no point in trying to save face any longer. Just nips.